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12 hours ago, craigb said:

Some people might have a tissue with that joke Bob! 😁

 

7 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Booger them. It's snot nice to pick on people.

 

3 hours ago, craigb said:

That just blows! 😁

Boy you guys... never let a opportunity go by!!

LOL!!!

:)

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21 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

I don't know what the word apocalypse means.

Who cares, right?

It's not like its the end of the world.

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Have you heard about this new guitarist on the scene who makes his guitar sound like a siren going past?  I hear he's called Mark Doppler.

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Some maths puns.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a goat?

Mod sheep mod goat sin theta n-hat

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a mountaineer?

You can't cross a vector with a scalar!

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What's purple and commutes?

An Abelian grape.

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Why did the cat fall off the roof?

Its mu was too small.

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Teacher: Who can give me a sentence starting with 'I'?

Johnny: I is...

Teacher: No, Johnny, you must always start a sentence with 'I am'.

Johnny: OK. I am the square root of minus one.

 

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