Notes_Norton Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Gerber Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 The reason why kleptomaniacs don't understand puns is because: They always take things literally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 hour ago, jsg said: The reason why kleptomaniacs don't understand puns is because: They always take things literally. And they accuse me of reusing my puns/jokes/memes/images! ? Page 7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Gerber Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, craigb said: And they accuse me of reusing my puns/jokes/memes/images! ? Page 7? Well, if I stole your pun I must be a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand puns. I may be puntificating a bit, but really, do I deserve to be punished? ? Isn't punning obsessively enough punishment? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 1 minute ago, jsg said: Well, if I stole your pun I must be a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand puns. I may be puntificating a bit, but really, do I deserve to be punished? ? Isn't punning obsessively enough punishment? That's funny, 'cause the first time YOU posted that pun (see link), I replied that "I" was going to steal it! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 [Insert pun about memory here...] (Just in case I forget to! ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jerry Gerber Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 21 hours ago, craigb said: [Insert pun about memory here...] (Just in case I forget to! ? ) And I forgot dementia it! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted September 5, 2020 Author Share Posted September 5, 2020 My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted September 7, 2020 Author Share Posted September 7, 2020 I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work. That pun is so last page Bob! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, craigb said: That pun is so last page Bob! ? I've got a good memory. It's just a little short. Edited September 8, 2020 by Notes_Norton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Finally! A pun that scales well! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PhonoBrainer Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 On 9/3/2020 at 12:50 PM, jsg said: Well, if I stole your pun I must be a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand puns. I may be puntificating a bit, but really, do I deserve to be punished? ? Isn't punning obsessively enough punishment? Get Thee to a Punnery. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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