Notes_Norton Posted October 31 Author Share Posted October 31 “There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaner I passed by. It read: 'Jiffy Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years.'” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 Did you find any dirt on them Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 They say they'll be ready by next Tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 2 Author Share Posted November 2 She wouldn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 What a lot of bull!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 5 Author Share Posted November 5 I guess the bi-son is going to hoof it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 8 Author Share Posted November 8 A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer day. Mother Superior tells them to hurry up and finish because the blind man is coming. The nuns get so hot from working in the heat that one suggests they take their tops off to cool down. Another says, 'OK, I guess it’s just a blind man that’s coming.' The blind man arrives and says, 'Nice t!ts. Where do you want the blinds?' 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 My Aunt is turning 90 today! Can you give a shot out to E. Norma Stitz? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user 905133 Posted November 9 Share Posted November 9 29 minutes ago, craigb said: My Aunt is turning 90 today! Can you give a shot out to E. Norma Stitz? Based on the pictures of her I saw several decades ago, she's well over 90!!!!! 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted Wednesday at 02:13 PM Author Share Posted Wednesday at 02:13 PM Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted Wednesday at 10:31 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 10:31 PM What do you get when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo! 😮 (Welsh humor. 😜) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted Thursday at 08:51 PM Author Share Posted Thursday at 08:51 PM Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted Friday at 06:51 PM Share Posted Friday at 06:51 PM That was well drawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted Saturday at 02:57 PM Author Share Posted Saturday at 02:57 PM A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted Saturday at 06:23 PM Share Posted Saturday at 06:23 PM Better than asking "Got wood?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sal Sorice Posted 7 hours ago Share Posted 7 hours ago 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Took a minute, but I finally got it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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