craigb Posted July 17, 2022 Posted July 17, 2022 Heh, I remember an actual store in San Diego where the owner's license plate was "CLT LQR" (the name of the business). Some misread that one too!
Notes_Norton Posted July 18, 2022 Author Posted July 18, 2022 I played in a Holiday Inn, the bar was call CURRENTS and it was also where breakfast was served. They got new paper placements with CURRENTS written across it. The waitresses soon discovered that if they put the napkins in the middle of the placemats it looked like CU■■■■NTS. Of course that was immediately forbidden. The next time they ordered placemats, the design was different. Notes ♫
craigb Posted July 18, 2022 Posted July 18, 2022 Heh, ya. I've got an image of Hillary standing in front of a banner that says "Country" where she does the same thing! (Chose not to post it due to the sensitive five-year olds that might see it. Note that the word isn't as scary as seeing the Hildabeast! *Shudder!*) 1
Jerry Gerber Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 It was just announced that in my area a midget fortune-teller escaped from prison. Everyone should be on the lookout for a small medium at large. My doctor told me the bad news today--I have been diagnosed with kleptomania. But I'm not worried, as I'm taking something for it.. 1 1
RobertWS Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, pwalpwal said: again, not a pun, but If it ain't broke....don't fix it! 1 1
craigb Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 That's a lot of albums full of songs in the key of A! ?
Notes_Norton Posted July 21, 2022 Author Posted July 21, 2022 Not exactly a pun either, but it made me grin. 1 1
craigb Posted July 22, 2022 Posted July 22, 2022 11 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Not exactly a pun either, but it made me grin. There was a video showing the highest a private rocket had ever gone and, thanks to having a Go-Pro camera attached, people got a great view. However, the Flatards tried to use the video to show that, at that height, you could see that the Earth is flat. Below was the rebuttal I put together (you'll have to expand the image to full size for it to match the correct size):
Notes_Norton Posted July 26, 2022 Author Posted July 26, 2022 Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.” 1
rfssongs Posted July 29, 2022 Posted July 29, 2022 Never realized this before: According to the Beatles there is another kind of gasoline, it's called leaded B.
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