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[rfssongs]

I wrote a song called Reality but Cakewalk crashes when it try to play it. Turns out my computer can't handle Reality. I'm a little worried cause the next song I'm going to record is called The Truth.

Edited June 20, 2021 by rfssongs

[Mandolin Picker]

[rfssongs]

I'm retired now.

Actually that's a lie, I've been tired the whole time.

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[craigb]

[kennywtelejazz]

1 hour ago, craigb said:

I must have a vitamin v deficiency because  that pic is turning me on.   ?

 

Kenny

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[Mandolin Picker]

[rfssongs]

I've been playing this game of Backgammon on my computer and it says "computer wins the roll".

I'm not sure how that gonna work because I'm not sure if it likes carbs.

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[Mandolin Picker]

[craigb]

5 hours ago, Mandolin Picker said:

Where's the "*Stolen from Notes back on page 30!*" disclaimer?  ?

 

(Although I DO still like that one. ?)

[Mandolin Picker]

No wonder it looked familiar!   

 

My bad..............................................................................

[RobertWS]

One good thing about Alzheimer's....you can enjoy the same joke over and over!

And even if you are married, you can sleep with a different woman every night!

 

[rfssongs]

1 hour ago, RobertWS said:

One good thing about Alzheimer's....you can enjoy the same joke over and over!

And even if you are married, you can sleep with a different woman every night!

 

You'll meet new friends every day.

[Mandolin Picker]

14 hours ago, RobertWS said:

One good thing about Alzheimer's....you can enjoy the same joke over and over!

And even if you are married, you can sleep with a different woman every night!

 

and hide your own Easter eggs!

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[rfssongs]

I was reading about these studio monitors it says they are flat.

I don't get it how do do you get them to stand up ?