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1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

This one is terrible:

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"

I haven't heard from her since.

Sounds possessive, but definitely not good for your colon!

It makes the grade though and, if you want some proof, I give it a "d" (it needs one after the "e" in "use" anyway?). 

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5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

This one is terrible:

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"

I haven't heard from her since.

Ouch ! this Pun is terrible ? 

If it was set to music the only  musical score that would work with this pun is  the sound of nails scraping on a blackboard .?

 

Kenny 

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Do you really feel qualified?

 


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’


and he smiles.

OK, ‘she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sh!t?

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