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[craigb]

Ever wonder what Mt. Rushmore looks like from North Dakota?

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[RobertWS]

We need more music puns.   I'll put my staff right on it.

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15 hours ago, craigb said:

Ever wonder what Mt. Rushmore looks like from North Dakota?

There seem to be a lot of cracks in that stonework.

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A thousand dogs were stolen from a pet shop on Saturday. Police say they have no leads.

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Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I still remember this guy who claimed to have made an anti-gravity chair.  He got us all over to his house to see a demonstration.  He sat on his chair and took off; nobody's seen him since!

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16 hours ago, craigb said:

I still remember this guy who claimed to have made an anti-gravity chair.  He got us all over to his house to see a demonstration.  He sat on his chair and took off; nobody's seen him since!

My ex-wife decided to get fit and walk 5 miles a day. I haven't seen her since. Last I heard she was in Oregon.

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Jesus Scares???