Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

What did the missing one say???

[ensconced]

Is that a pun?

 

[Notes_Norton]

Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.

[Notes_Norton]

I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!

[Grem]

That was a lot to take in all at one time....

[Notes_Norton]

[Notes_Norton]

5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.

[Notes_Norton]

A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

[craigb]

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Edited August 6, 2020 by craigb

[craigb]

Heh, my post is currently "hidden" - stupid censor!  I'll just paste things here and remove the other.

[Jerry Gerber]

[Bapu]

1 hour ago, jsg said:

Repeat of post 11 on page 1.

Go to back of the line and start over.

[Jerry Gerber]

9 minutes ago, Bapu said:

Repeat of post 11 on page 1.

Go to back of the line and start over.

Uh-oh.  Someone ought to punish me.  I puntificated one too many times!

[Notes_Norton]

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

Edited August 7, 2020 by Notes_Norton

[57Gregy]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

It's steak.

[craigb]

A Miss Steak at that! ?

[Notes_Norton]

[kennywtelejazz]

                                                   

thanks for sharing Duke !

Kenny