Notes_Norton Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 OK they don't have to be musical, but it's better if they are. To start I'll post some fractured Johnny Cash lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) I once posted 10 puns to garner some laughter. No pun in ten did. the old jokes never die Edited October 18, 2021 by Bapu 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PhonoBrainer Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 (edited) Fun fact! Byrnjolfur Sveinsson of Iceland is a huge fan of the band R.E.M. , and likes to sing along!!! "That's me on the Kronur . . ." Edited June 19, 2020 by emeraldsoul 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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57Gregy Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Bapu said: I once posted 10 puns to garner some laughter. Not one pun in ten did. the old jokes never die Bobby lives! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kennywtelejazz Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. —Mark Simmons, comedian Q: What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage? A: He lost his case. There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom. —Albert Sloan Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book? Sal: I only have my shelf to blame. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I don't feel I'm fit enough for the job... I’ve handed in my 'Too Weak' notice. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antler Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 After dining at a restaurant, a panda discharges a weapon, and walks out. The owner chases after the panda, and asks why it did what it did. The panda pulls out a dictionary and points at the entry for panda: bearlike mammal - eats, shoots and leaves 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Which bear is the most condescending? Pan. DUH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. Not puns per se but.... Did you hear about the fire in the clock factory? There was a lot of second hand smoke. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam!" Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 I'm giving up drinking for a month. Oops, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 This is the punnyest stuff I’ve ever seen 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 21, 2020 Author Share Posted June 21, 2020 If crop circles are real, does this mean that aliens have designs for our planet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Indubitably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violins. Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning! What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!” Submitted by Paul Stewart, Richmond, Utah The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand. What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi She had a photographic memory, but never developed it. Need an ark? I Noah guy I used to be indecisive; now I'm not so sure My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve! Kenny 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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