Starise Posted June 17, 2020 Posted June 17, 2020 A man took his sick dog to the vet. Vet picks up dog and looks at him. Vet- I believe I'm going to have to put him down Dog owner- OMG!!! WHY!!!! Vet- He's getting heavy. 1 1 3
bitflipper Posted June 17, 2020 Posted June 17, 2020 Man takes his dog to the vet, says the dog has been acting listless. Vet prescribes vitamins. Vitamins? the man said, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I want a second opinion! So the vet brings in a cat, who walks around the dog and then looks up at the vet and nods. Yep, says the vet. Vitamins. WTF? I want a third opinion! So the vet brings in a Labrador retriever, who sniffs the patient and nods to the doc. Yep, says the vet. That clinches it, and hands the man a bill for $300. 300?!? why so high? Says the vet: don't blame me. You're the one who demanded the cat scan and the lab test. 7
InstrEd Posted June 17, 2020 Posted June 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, bitflipper said: Says the vet: don't blame me. You're the one who demanded the cat scan and the lab test. Just think if he wanted a Multi-Poo test ?
Notes_Norton Posted June 17, 2020 Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) Did you hear about the blind pr0st1tute? Edited June 17, 2020 by Notes_Norton auto-censor problems
Starise Posted June 18, 2020 Author Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) I guess the social distancing thing went away for these guys? If we are to stay 6ft away, how will they make babies in the future? Edited June 18, 2020 by Starise
Tezza Posted June 18, 2020 Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) If your young and fit, with the right amount of pressure, you should be able to make the distance to deliver the magic milk. But for some of the older guys around here, well, lets just say it's not an in-gene-ious solution. Edited June 18, 2020 by Tezza
Starise Posted June 18, 2020 Author Posted June 18, 2020 29 minutes ago, Tezza said: If your young and fit, with the right amount of pressure, you should be able to make the distance to deliver the magic milk. But for some of the older guys around here, well, lets just say it's not an in-gene-ious solution. Since you say "if" I can see that. Plenty of unhealthy young people and healthy older people. In your line of work you probably only see the unhealthy ones. Roight? In any case.....gravity can be your friend.
Bapu Posted June 18, 2020 Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Kenny Handsome crowd, that. 1
Starise Posted June 18, 2020 Author Posted June 18, 2020 Some things are better left untyped.....whoops did I just type there? 1
PhonoBrainer Posted June 18, 2020 Posted June 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Starise said: I guess the social distancing thing went away for these guys? If we are to stay 6ft away, how will they make babies in the future? If they can't figure it out, they shouldn't breed! 1
Tezza Posted June 18, 2020 Posted June 18, 2020 9 hours ago, Starise said: Roight? Careful, your slipping into an Australian accent. 1
Starise Posted June 24, 2020 Author Posted June 24, 2020 I can't talk like one. I understand them most of the time. Which is better, a wise illegible statement or a statement devoid of wisdom we understand?
craigb Posted June 24, 2020 Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Starise said: Which is better, a wise illegible statement or a statement devoid of wisdom we understand? Buffoonery. Preferably of the puerile variety. (Duh!?)
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