Starise Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 A man took his sick dog to the vet. Vet picks up dog and looks at him. Vet- I believe I'm going to have to put him down Dog owner- OMG!!! WHY!!!! Vet- He's getting heavy. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitflipper Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Man takes his dog to the vet, says the dog has been acting listless. Vet prescribes vitamins. Vitamins? the man said, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I want a second opinion! So the vet brings in a cat, who walks around the dog and then looks up at the vet and nods. Yep, says the vet. Vitamins. WTF? I want a third opinion! So the vet brings in a Labrador retriever, who sniffs the patient and nods to the doc. Yep, says the vet. That clinches it, and hands the man a bill for $300. 300?!? why so high? Says the vet: don't blame me. You're the one who demanded the cat scan and the lab test. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, bitflipper said: Says the vet: don't blame me. You're the one who demanded the cat scan and the lab test. Just think if he wanted a Multi-Poo test ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 17, 2020 Author Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) Edited June 17, 2020 by Starise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Better than General Mayhem or Major Disaster! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) Did you hear about the blind pr0st1tute? Edited June 17, 2020 by Notes_Norton auto-censor problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 You really have to hand it to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) I guess the social distancing thing went away for these guys? If we are to stay 6ft away, how will they make babies in the future? Edited June 18, 2020 by Starise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tezza Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) If your young and fit, with the right amount of pressure, you should be able to make the distance to deliver the magic milk. But for some of the older guys around here, well, lets just say it's not an in-gene-ious solution. Edited June 18, 2020 by Tezza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Badda Bing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 29 minutes ago, Tezza said: If your young and fit, with the right amount of pressure, you should be able to make the distance to deliver the magic milk. But for some of the older guys around here, well, lets just say it's not an in-gene-ious solution. Since you say "if" I can see that. Plenty of unhealthy young people and healthy older people. In your line of work you probably only see the unhealthy ones. Roight? In any case.....gravity can be your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 2 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Kenny Handsome crowd, that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 18, 2020 Author Share Posted June 18, 2020 Some things are better left untyped.....whoops did I just type there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Starise said: I guess the social distancing thing went away for these guys? If we are to stay 6ft away, how will they make babies in the future? If they can't figure it out, they shouldn't breed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tezza Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 9 hours ago, Starise said: Roight? Careful, your slipping into an Australian accent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 I can't talk like one. I understand them most of the time. Which is better, a wise illegible statement or a statement devoid of wisdom we understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Starise said: Which is better, a wise illegible statement or a statement devoid of wisdom we understand? Buffoonery. Preferably of the puerile variety. (Duh!?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kennywtelejazz Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Kenny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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