bayoubill Posted March 8, 2020 Posted March 8, 2020 5 boxes this time. Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. They don't take NO for an answer 1
craigb Posted March 8, 2020 Posted March 8, 2020 Love Thin Mints and Samoas. Not supposed to have either... ? Reminds me of the time I almost got kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie...
Sheens Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 at the shopping mall here, while ago there were some nice russian girls. 2 of them got in my car and one started kissing and making love to me, while the other one stole my wallet. Lost 3 wallets in only 1 week !
bayoubill Posted March 14, 2020 Author Posted March 14, 2020 31 minutes ago, Sheens said: at the shopping mall here, while ago there were some nice russian girls. 2 of them got in my car and one started kissing and making love to me, while the other one stole my wallet. Lost 3 wallets in only 1 week ! Pfffffst! amateur 1
InstrEd Posted March 14, 2020 Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/8/2020 at 12:26 AM, craigb said: Love Thin Mints and Samoas. Not supposed to have either... ? Reminds me of the time I almost got kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie... Now they give you a patch and a celebration ?
kitekrazy Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/7/2020 at 9:20 PM, bayoubill said: 5 boxes this time. Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. They don't take NO for an answer The diabetic excuse doesn't work. They got it covered.
Jesse Screed Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 If I have to be taken, then the Girls Scouts will be fine by me. It is better than being taken by surprise.
InstrEd Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 The girl scouts were out selling cookies outside the Walmart this past weekend. They certainly had the crowds.
Starise Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 I guess if we're all going to die we might as well get those cookies and maybe some ................................bacon? If you had only two choices bacon or toilet paper which would it be? 1
Michael Vogel Posted March 18, 2020 Posted March 18, 2020 I’d like to try bacon instead of toilet paper.
kennywtelejazz Posted March 21, 2020 Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/7/2020 at 8:20 PM, bayoubill said: 5 boxes this time. Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. They don't take NO for an answer Yeah ! it's a game alright ...Get me my cookies now or I'm gonna play Smoke On The Water Kenny 1
bayoubill Posted March 23, 2020 Author Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) CENSORED "I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have." "I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I'm the biggest contributor." "I know more about people who get ratings than anyone." "I know more about ISIS than the generals do." "I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, "I know more about courts than any human being on Earth." "Who knows more about lawsuits than I do? I'm the king." "I understand politicians better than anybody." "Nobody knows more about trade than me." "Nobody knows the U.S. government system better than I do." "I know more about renewable energy than any human being on Earth." "I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world." "I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me." "I understand money better than anybody." "as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure" "Nobody knows more about construction than I do." "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me." CENSORED Edited March 23, 2020 by bayoubill I haven't touched my face for weeks either! Coincidense?
kennywtelejazz Posted March 23, 2020 Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) 54 minutes ago, bayoubill said: CENSORED "I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have." "I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I'm the biggest contributor." "I know more about people who get ratings than anyone." "I know more about ISIS than the generals do." "I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, "I know more about courts than any human being on Earth." "Who knows more about lawsuits than I do? I'm the king." "I understand politicians better than anybody." "Nobody knows more about trade than me." "Nobody knows the U.S. government system better than I do." "I know more about renewable energy than any human being on Earth." "I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world." "I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me." "I understand money better than anybody." "as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure" "Nobody knows more about construction than I do." "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me." CENSORED To add insult to injury I have other things I can do besides all those personal accomplishments I just mentioned . I can play the Jazz tune Moaning in all 12 keys on my guitar & I know my A Minor scale on all the positions of the guitars finger board blindfolded . Let me ask you something ....Do you think that would help ? NO ... Those Girl Scouts still got me to buy 5 boxes this time. I wound up getting , Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. They simply just don't take NO for an answer Kenny Edited March 23, 2020 by kennywtelejazz
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