Another silly music cartoon

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

Makes sense!

[Notes_Norton]

Q. Why do bagpipers always march while playing?

A. To get away from the noise.

[InstrEd]

I'm surprised more husbands don't take up the Bagpipes to tune out the .............................nevermind

 

[InstrEd]

17 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

At least you didn't say a Grand Piano ?

[RobertWS]

Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A. Gifted.

Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
A. Add vibrato.

Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Q. What do bagpipers use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A. Drool.

Q. What's one thing you never hear people say?
A. Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche.

Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.

Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it.

 

Edited February 27, 2020 by RobertWS

[InstrEd]

Breaking news:

Bagpipers blamed for global warming. 

[paulo]

2 hours ago, RobertWS said:

Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

I thought the answer was going to be that there would be skid marks on the road before the singer.

[Notes_Norton]

Bagpipes were a Greek invention. They passed them on to the Romans who went all the way to the British Isles to dump them and get them as far away as possible. (True geography, embellishments by me.)

[InstrEd]

Those Romans went to extreme measures conquering all those countries just to dump some bag pipes. They should of burned them when  they had their Fire!

Hey Nero could of played the bagpipes instead.  Please no history lesson now ?

[craigb]

What's the difference between chopped bagpipes and chopped onions?

Nobody cries over the chopped bagpipes.

[kennywtelejazz]

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Kenny

[RobertWS]

On 2/29/2020 at 3:33 PM, kennywtelejazz said:

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Kenny

 

Sold out bagpipe concert?  I think that picture was photoshopped.

[synkrotron]

I like bag pipes.

I'll get me coat...

[Notes_Norton]

The phrase "pipe down" was probably invented to get bagpipers to stop.

[craigb]

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

The phrase "pipe down" was probably invented to get bagpipers to stop.

And, when that wasn't completely effective, the bow and arrow were invented? ?

[RobertWS]

Bagpipes...an instrument only deaf octopuses can truly love.

[Notes_Norton]

Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

[Grem]

LOL!! All of this!

Never knew there were so many bagpipe jokes.

Edited March 3, 2020 by Grem

[Starise]

 I happen to also be very fond of bagpipes...so I won't knock then unless the person can't play. I have heard them played well. There's that other instrument called the Uilleann pipes. I'm not as fond of those. They are easy to spot. I looks like someone killed a pig, took his innards out and added a mouth piece to one end.. When they play those it sounds like the animal might still be alive though he can't move because he is trapped under the arm.

I think drummers in rock bands and viola players in classical music get more jokes made about them.