Notes_Norton Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Makes sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 Q. Why do bagpipers always march while playing? A. To get away from the noise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 I'm surprised more husbands don't take up the Bagpipes to tune out the .............................nevermind 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 17 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: At least you didn't say a Grand Piano ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too. Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital. Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain? A. Gifted. Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? A. Add vibrato. Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones. Q. What do bagpipers use for birth control? A. Their personalities. Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session. Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool. Q. What's one thing you never hear people say? A. Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche. Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play? A. Moving targets are harder to hit. Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? A. Someone is blowing into it. Edited February 27, 2020 by RobertWS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Breaking news: Bagpipers blamed for global warming. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 2 hours ago, RobertWS said: Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session. I thought the answer was going to be that there would be skid marks on the road before the singer. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 Bagpipes were a Greek invention. They passed them on to the Romans who went all the way to the British Isles to dump them and get them as far away as possible. (True geography, embellishments by me.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Those Romans went to extreme measures conquering all those countries just to dump some bag pipes. They should of burned them when they had their Fire! Hey Nero could of played the bagpipes instead. Please no history lesson now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 What's the difference between chopped bagpipes and chopped onions? Nobody cries over the chopped bagpipes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 . Kenny 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 3:33 PM, kennywtelejazz said: . Kenny Sold out bagpipe concert? I think that picture was photoshopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synkrotron Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 I like bag pipes. I'll get me coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 The phrase "pipe down" was probably invented to get bagpipers to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: The phrase "pipe down" was probably invented to get bagpipers to stop. And, when that wasn't completely effective, the bow and arrow were invented? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Bagpipes...an instrument only deaf octopuses can truly love. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 3, 2020 Author Share Posted March 3, 2020 Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) LOL!! All of this! Never knew there were so many bagpipe jokes. Edited March 3, 2020 by Grem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 I happen to also be very fond of bagpipes...so I won't knock then unless the person can't play. I have heard them played well. There's that other instrument called the Uilleann pipes. I'm not as fond of those. They are easy to spot. I looks like someone killed a pig, took his innards out and added a mouth piece to one end.. When they play those it sounds like the animal might still be alive though he can't move because he is trapped under the arm. I think drummers in rock bands and viola players in classical music get more jokes made about them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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