InstrEd Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Is this an omen, I just changed my avatar to our kitty. So Mr. Wong don't come to me looking for your cat! ?
Christian Jones Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 Then Mr. Wong went to the eye doctor and doctor looked and said "I think you have a cataract" and Mr. Wong said "No I drive a Buick" 5
bayoubill Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 7 hours ago, InstrEd said: Is this an omen, I just changed my avatar to our kitty. So Mr. Wong don't come to me looking for your cat! ? so this Fred is all your fault!
InstrEd Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 2 hours ago, bayoubill said: so this Fred is all your fault! Cat is not named Fred ?
RobertWS Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 I would like to make a great pun here....but I'm just not feline it. 1
Notes_Norton Posted January 20, 2020 Author Posted January 20, 2020 All these puns are making me catatonic.
antler Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 For all the physicists out there: Two kittens are sitting on a roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the smallest mu 2
Notes_Norton Posted January 21, 2020 Author Posted January 21, 2020 What do you use to groom a cat's fur? A catacomb.
craigb Posted January 21, 2020 Posted January 21, 2020 Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Soak it in lighter fluid then light a match! *Woof!* Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat? A: Freeze it then take a chainsaw to it! *Meeeeeeoooow!!!* *Disclaimer: No small, furry animals were harmed in the making of this joke.* ?
Wibbles Posted January 21, 2020 Posted January 21, 2020 (edited) Q: What do you get if you put a kitten in a blender? A: An *****. Edited January 21, 2020 by Wibbles The profanity checker got in the way. But I don't think the forum is ready for that joke anyway.
bayoubill Posted January 21, 2020 Posted January 21, 2020 1 hour ago, InstrEd said: Oar he’s being attacked by a sea gull!
Notes_Norton Posted January 21, 2020 Author Posted January 21, 2020 After he was under that rest, the cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
marc williams Posted January 21, 2020 Posted January 21, 2020 After many hours of study, tests and experiments I have positive results that cats "do not", I repeat, "do not" have nine lives. 1
kennywtelejazz Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) Engaging the emergency kitty overdrive power option Kenny Edited January 22, 2020 by kennywtelejazz 1 1
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