Notes_Norton Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Who's gonna do it.............? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Is this an omen, I just changed my avatar to our kitty. So Mr. Wong don't come to me looking for your cat! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Jones Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Then Mr. Wong went to the eye doctor and doctor looked and said "I think you have a cataract" and Mr. Wong said "No I drive a Buick" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 7 hours ago, InstrEd said: Is this an omen, I just changed my avatar to our kitty. So Mr. Wong don't come to me looking for your cat! ? so this Fred is all your fault! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 2 hours ago, bayoubill said: so this Fred is all your fault! Cat is not named Fred ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 I would like to make a great pun here....but I'm just not feline it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 20, 2020 Author Share Posted January 20, 2020 All these puns are making me catatonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 These puns hurt. They're making me ow... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antler Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 For all the physicists out there: Two kittens are sitting on a roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the smallest mu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share Posted January 21, 2020 What do you use to groom a cat's fur? A catacomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Soak it in lighter fluid then light a match! *Woof!* Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat? A: Freeze it then take a chainsaw to it! *Meeeeeeoooow!!!* *Disclaimer: No small, furry animals were harmed in the making of this joke.* ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 (edited) Q: What do you get if you put a kitten in a blender? A: An *****. Edited January 21, 2020 by Wibbles The profanity checker got in the way. But I don't think the forum is ready for that joke anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 1 hour ago, InstrEd said: Oar he’s being attacked by a sea gull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share Posted January 21, 2020 After he was under that rest, the cat burglar was accused of felineous intent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc williams Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 After many hours of study, tests and experiments I have positive results that cats "do not", I repeat, "do not" have nine lives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) Engaging the emergency kitty overdrive power option Kenny Edited January 22, 2020 by kennywtelejazz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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