That reminds me of a joke....
A boy comes home and says "Mom, Mom, you'll never guess what happened"
She says "what happened Jimmmy?"
He says "I saw this little dog chasing this big dog, and the big dog stopped suddenly
and the little dog ran right up his A S S..."
His mom says "Jimmy, you know we don't take like that! Don't say A S S, say R E C T U M"
Jimmy says "Wrecked 'em H E L L ...it killed 'em both!"