Doc H

No, no, no...... DIRECTOR OF ENTERTAINMENT!

Are you sure it wasn’t this?

3 hours ago, craigb said:

Guitars are never the issue. She’s fed that animal before.

Always a classic!

Thank you sir!

I have my own space dedicated to music. Which means she has to go looking.

I hid your coat in someone’s beard. Just can’t remember who’s..... ?

So I walk into the family room and me little lady says, “You’ve got gas.” I thought it was a simple rhetorical statement. “Oh,....,” I say. she says, “I can tell.” I say, “Oh.... so you’ve been in the studio,” rather sheepishly. you’ve never seen a Hessian girl’s head snap around so quick. “What do you mean?” she says. I best extricate myself from the room, me thinks. ‘Cause this isn’t going to end well....... I thought she meant GAS. Honestly!!! Well.... so I say. “Beans, beans they’re a musical fruit.... you really don’t want to go in there......” Now, I hope she doesn’t go looking in there anytime soon......

Notice that Strummy has quietly sidestepped this one?

Really? There’s this bloke in Worcester who owes me 2 cases and a keg. When I get that, it’s free beers all around! buy a beer.... InsterEd you realize how this works, right m8? I help you you owe me a Guinness. answers are 1 pint of Guinness answers requiring thought 2 pints of Guinness correct answers 6 pints of Guinness it’s in the Coffee House v 1.0 rule book. this works for Bapu, Craigb, BayouBill, Bitflipper and Strummy and anyone I may have forgotten....... brand, beverage and quantities varies by individual.

I read that title, and the visuals.... I just can’t ever unsee that! Ever!

Now it’s fixed!!! ?

So did you becan to cry Bill?

I don’t feel bad, now. Texting with my grandson, I kept having to pull up a texting dictionary. All the while his dad is rolling on the floor with laughter.....

my sonic screwdriver. I use for everything from Eb2 to Cb5

Hugh, I didn’t see one once of politicism in Craigb’s post. Nor any propaganda. And his post was full of disclaimers. And the reality is,.... that the smoke really snookered things up. (Not to be confused with the game that is played upon a felt covered table). And..... and.... let’s all go have a beer.

Oh goodie! Here we go!