If he shows up here I must know!
While crossing the US-Mexican border with his guitar slung across his back, he was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks that he had on his shoulders.
"What's in the bags?" asked the guard.
"Sand," he said .
"Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard.
He did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day bayouguillermo failed to appear.
A few days later, a friend met him downtown.
"Say , you sure are driving the border guards crazy," They know you are smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word but please what is it you were smuggling?"
bayouguillermo grined....................."guitars!"