bayoubill

An Orca Borealis

NOT TRUE! She is 100% female! but she like women ? I suppose I need to go back to Norma Desmond Even though I suspect she chewed off her ring finger to avoid any attachment

Say it ain’t so!

Why Am I the last one to know this?

No way

WHAT?

ok ok ? I Am stressed out lately I Am I really need to confide and this is a safe trustworthy place It's hard to admit I have the hots for Lady GaGa There I've said it I don't don't know if it's the nose or what but ooohhhhhhhhhhh

Depends! I Am with you bro! Me give up coffee? I'll never give up coffee! I'll never give up Becan! I'll never give up peanut butter!

Zactly what I was trying to get across! Mine just don't fit anymore

I apologize to the forum for creating images they can't unimagine. I Am not shure some have that much of an imagination .. I apologize to the forum for stating that some don't have an imagination I don't have anything against anyone crazy enough to put on... I apologize to the forum for saying anyone in here is crazy After all whom would consider wearing something like that at our age and how ridicu.... I apologize to the forum for making anyone that would wear speedos is in any way ridiculous I was just thinking that why wear a garment that exposes hilariou..... I apologize to the forum for thinking

nice beaver

Oh Shure dangle a fred like this in front of me knowing I can't resist This is a true story sad but every word a fact I can no longer wear my speedos It was because of the following incident of which I to this day have trouble dealing with One day I was at the beach trying to find a lady friend but wasn't having any luck at all. I was wearing jeans and a shirt so I must have looked out of place. I ran into an old friend by the water that I knew never had any problems finding girl friends so I stopped and asked him for advice. He wisely suggested I go to the Swim Shop right away and buy a speedo 2 sizes too small! Then go buy a potato and put it in there. HE guaranteed me it works every time! So I did all that. I thought this is great! I even felt like a babe magnet! Feeling empowered I commenced strutting my stuff up and down down the beach and getting looks from EVERYONE. I thought it was working but people looked at me disgusted or just laughing as I went by. I thought somethings just not right so I found my friend again and asked what the hell everyone’s laughing at me for? My friend looked me right in the eye and said "DUDE, you’re supposed to put the potato in the front”

This is all hearsay but A woman was getting married for her 4th time. On her honeymoon she asks her husband to be gentle because well she was still a virgin. When he hears this he says, 'You've been married three times before?" “She answered, "Yeah but my first husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look. My second husband was a psychologist, all he wanted to do was talk about it . My third husband was a gourmet..."

please please for all that is holy GIVE HER HEAD back please please for all that is holy GIVE HER HEAD back please please for all that is holy GIVE HER HEAD back

I don't see that screen on mine and don't have that edit option

Am is sooo hard

speaking of random

<----- Post? Bapu's random.... more like pseudorandom thoughts for the day? Sometimes hear in the forums my accent slips and I say words like ABOOT for about etc. well it's because I Am originally from Canada. Cajuns came from Canada originally ya know from there we migrated to Louisiana my heritage is Welsh/Mexican hence my maiden name Guiairrmo Sanchez Rosalis I know for a fact all Cajuns are aliens and they are from Canada I suspect all Canadians are aliens too! ok ,,,,,maybe I Am a little jealous because pot is legal there but KEEP YOUR EYES ON THEM! that is all carry on

What is this fred aboot again?

I’ve tried to find a way to do that several times but couldn’t . Hopefully someelse has and we can find out how

dain bramage is manimal

too much work

I. Am hear to say todey iis Heat Stoke Wareness day i ben out iin sun all dey sofer ifeelgreet. Cept for the spinning i nust have coooled down beecause i stop sweeting

BRILLIYANT! fixed