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either I Am getting cataracts or I Am getting handsomer by the minute!

She was getting her licks together

It’s a habit from when I used to use my phone where I always interject What are you wearing to whomever I was speaking to I remember the 911 operator getting very angry but that’s not important right now I believe that question was for Bapu mostly to see what kind of mood he is in today

Ihave I lost my touch? did I ever have it and could I be arrested for it if I did? is anything I say true or a reasonable proximity? Or both what is Ed wearing? Why? why do I choke when I say funnaarr and chortle real fast? Why would I do that? All this and that will be answered on the PBS special Kingdom of the Omec wendsday at illeven

I was sitting outside in my car listening to some music I recorded early this afternoon. I put it on a flash drive as an MP3. I wanted to hear what it sounded like on my car stereo system. While I was listening a friend of mine sent me an XXX video on my phone. I tried to play it but there was no sound. I turned the volume up to as load as it would go but still nothing. I played it over and over for about 8 minutes then I realized my phone was connected to the Blue Tooth player in the living room where XX is having a get together with a couple and some members of her book club. I've been in my car 8 hours now

Witch reminds me! Since the storm outside started XX has not stopped staring through the window. It's getting annoying . Been about an hour now I suppose I should let her in

I Am impressed

typical

I must have referenced to wrong song

I like big shenanigans I can not lie

Sitting here this reminds me of my last visit. I asked the doc if he ever laughed at a patient. He said no I try to be professional. My friend says I have this problem and undoes his pants and exposes his ***** which is the size of a triple A battery The doctor burst out laughing and immediately apologized for his behavior The doctor regained his composure and asked my friend “ ok, what seems to be the problem?” my friend stated “it’s swollen “

At the moment I Am at the hospital. Awhile ago I stood up and my right knee popped. Loudly too. I have a pain in the knee. I Am limping and it’s all your fault! you know whom you are anyway, it’s pretty boring in the waiting room probaby just a bone in my leg

I have got to change my avatar! Looking at the screen and seeing my avatar (myself plus bolts in the neck) is spooky to me

On one track I record the notes F(8th fret A string) C (10th fret D string) Ab (9th fret B string) panned left On another track I record open G and high E strings panned right Now I have a F minor Major 9 chord Try some of these type combos . Much fun!

How are I? I is working on a math problem which can’t be right doctors say each piece of Becan takes 9 minutes of my life according to my calculations I died before I was born

I would be if my dog would quit sticking her paws into the wall electric sockets ?

I should change my name to Frank Einstein

Intellagant people such as myself often ponder such terms as Coitus Interpretus I deduct that is's ovbiously the act of stopping or resetting one's metronome

My avatar is eerily very very close to what I actually look like I mean if you take the bolts out , THERE I Am !

My avatar is eerily very very close to what I actually look like

I thought you were deep in random thoughts

I apparently Am I looked at my moobs and I Am close to being a grandma

What about Grandmothers?

Becan levels down! Thanks Bapu!

It’s just random I eventually come to my senses