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    For my ol' pal Ed 😊

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    Posted · Edited by kennywtelejazz

    On 3/11/2025 at 3:29 AM, kennywtelejazz said:

         

                                      I am so much happier ever since I left the monastery and started dating guitar players 

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    Kenny

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    Kenny

    PS these type of posts are always against my own better judgment 😎

    For my ol' pal Ed 😊

    in The Coffee House

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    8 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

     

    I'll tell you what Kenny, the service was so good at that hospital I left a massive tip.

     

     

    I heard there is a new rumor circulating around the hospital . The head nurse  😋  used to call you Big Steve ! 

    Now I hear she calls you "Nubs"!  🤣

    Kenny

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    For my ol' pal Ed 😊

    in The Coffee House

    Posted · Edited by kennywtelejazz

    On 3/19/2025 at 6:41 PM, craigb said:

    I prefer the medical term pe nis Steve. 😜

     

    On 3/19/2025 at 6:51 PM, Shane_B. said:

    Nice circumvention there Craig. 🤠

     

    On 3/20/2025 at 12:39 PM, SteveStrummerUK said:

    Circum...what now 😄

    Circum....where did it go ? 😳  I can't seem to find it  .

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    OK there it is ! I see what happened here .

    The surgeon read the wrong patients chart ! Instead of doing your Girth and extension  surgery .

    He got  his signals crossed and  performed a micro pecker surgery  on you !

     

    Kenny

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    For my ol' pal Ed 😊

    in The Coffee House

    Posted · Edited by kennywtelejazz

                          I wound up at this monastery after I dated a Bass Player . I will never date a Bass Player ever again .

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                                      I am so much happier ever since I left the monastery and started dating guitar players 

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    Kenny

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    Soundcloud wants to force me into using a F2A app I dont want just to sign in.

    in The Coffee House

    Posted · Edited by kennywtelejazz

    So I log out from this forum ,

    Now when I decide to sign back in here at the forum  15 mins later they  want me to go and grab another set of 2FA codes ...

    OK,  So I go to log into my e mail on file here to retrieve my code and the e mail provider  wants  me to go through the little 2FA dance they have been running on me where I have to receive a text on my phone .

    What T F....

    Now I have to have my phone and my e mail combined available at all times when I want to chill out and participate in a little online social media .....

    Yeah Right !

    I can tell you how this is gonna end because there is nothing social about social media anymore and for the record I am not one of Pavlov's Rat s he performed his ground breaking laboratory conditioning experiments on

     

    Kenny

    Soundcloud wants to force me into using a F2A app I dont want just to sign in.

    in The Coffee House

    Posted

    11 hours ago, Jesse Screed said:

    Ha, signed in to Cakewalk Discuss this morning and just got my first 2FA for this site.  Very Interesting.  Haven't changed any setting so not sure if this is an option I can change, but I'll check on that later.  Right now I'm going to try and poach a couple of eggs (pun intended.)

    I kind of laughed when I read your post ..So I go to sign in log  here at the forum to reply to your post and they got me too 🤪 I signed into to the wrong e mail by accident so  once I realized that I had to scramble to beat the verification count down .

    I am so not in the mood to play this game  .....

    NOPE NO KEN DO

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    After 10,000 years of humans and dogs , let us not forget about some of the success stories😆

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    Woof !Woof! Me Next! Me Next !

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    Kenny

     

    PS It's Valentines Day ! I Had to do it

    Why Men Loose Interest in their formaly hot wifes .

    in The Coffee House

    Posted · Edited by kennywtelejazz

    On 1/18/2025 at 11:17 PM, Pragi said:

    What is the difference between men and women?
    A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

     

     

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    I have to say that fish reminds me of all the times you have given my posts on this forum that reaction 😉

    Here's back at you 😄

    Kenny

     

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    Soundcloud wants to force me into using a F2A app I dont want just to sign in.

    in The Coffee House

    Posted · Edited by kennywtelejazz

    Hi guys ,

    I have been reading each and every post here . I feel most of your view points and comments are valid and have merit .🙂

    Rather than jump in and try to comment on everything said I am choosing to describe an experience I had yesterday afternoon just trying to sign in to my e mail .

    I have 2 e mail acct s with the same provider and I was shocked that my first sign in went smooth with out a hitch ...I said to myself maybe the tech support call had an effect and  they lightened the sign in  restrictions for me when I sign in .

    I go to sign in on my other e mail with the same provider and I get hit with a group of multiple choices for my identity verification.  OK yeah great here we go again .....

    I had my cell phone right there so I choose to have then send me a text w a code ...I have the page up where I am so-posed to enter the code up as I check my cell for the text they are sending me ....

    NO LUCK No TEXT and I time out .....I repeat the process 2 more effing times and no text with a code 🤬 

    I have just wasted a grand total of about 4 mins getting  jerked  around playing along with their little game and if I could Pull a Lawnmower Man and jump through the wires and go after them I would :ph34r:

    So I hit the show more options and choose a to receive a cell phone call  . Next some artificial sounding robot voice calls me and informs me of  my one and only sign in code for this session. I finally get into my e mail and then I put the brakes on to stop every thing so I can  take stock of what just happened  .....

    I say to myself WTF is this ?????? After 3 failed attempts ? I have to become a citizen of your Dystopian New World Order just to sign in to my e mail of 20 years just prove to you that I am not a robot  and then you put a Robot on the line to call me on my cell phone ......

    Shouldn't I be able to check your Robot's credentials ?

    I check my phone to make sure all my settings were properly tuned on just to see if on my end my settings contributed to not receiving the texts ...All was fine on that end ....BTW 2 hours later the 3 texts showed up ....

    All this hassle got me going and apparently I must have worked up an appetite because I wanted to go out and get some food at the supermarket ...I rifle around in my wallet searching for my store card so I can save a whopping 20 cents per item on my groceries .....

    I'm just doing my part as a "well trained docile citizen "  I feel it is very important for me to always share my preferences and purchasing choices with all  who come to conquer and subjugate me 😜

    Kenny

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