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500 Miles High - Chick Corea

I had this one when I was a kid. Paul Desmond, the alto sax player, is one of my all-time favorites.

Paul Desmond doubled it with "Take Ten"

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

“2+2=5” - Radiohead

Above? How far? Eight Miles High - The Byrds

Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley (sorry, I couldn't resist)

She keeps it under her skirt.

When you're good at something, ya just gotta do it. - - - - - - Walk Like An Egyptian - Bangles

A wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

Too Many Fish In The Sea - Young Rascals With all the herrings above, I though I'd post this one, just for the halibut.

I don't think this gives the message the sign painter intended to give.

Ol' Man River - Frank Sinatra Years ago, when we were playing for old-timers, and they wanted to hear Sinatra, we learned a few. I'm a decent singer but not a great singer, and while studying Sinatra songs, I realized that although he wasn't flashy, he was quite an accomplished vocalist.

Well, you can always choose "Root Canal" for your name.

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing …

Feel Like A Number - Bob Seger

Babylon System - Bob Marley and the Wailers

When I die, I want to be cremated, as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Eleanor Rigby - Vanilla Fudge I haven't heard this in years, and it just popped up on my 10,000 song digital walkman. The arrangement is way over the top, and whether you like the way they did it or not, you have to admire the arrangement and the work it took to put this one together.

I won't live long for living wrong, but I'll die happy - Jon Hendricks - I'll Die Happy When you plant my body beneath the sod, please don't take it too hard While I'm copping that eternal nod, I'll be the happiest cat in the graveyard - Jon Hendricks - I'll Die Happy

Gotta follow with this: Dazed And Confused - Led Zeppelin I wondered how the guitar got its sustain, until I saw them in concert and Jimmy pulled out the violin bow. It was a "WOW" moment for me.

I can't get well without muscatel, I only drink for medicinal purposes - Lambert Hendrix & Ross from "Gimme That Wine"