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You didn’t hear about the three big holes in the ground? Well, well, well. (We do need a groan emoji)

Hound Dog — Big Mama Thorton

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

The last time I was in this hospital, the food sucked. Plus they too out my appendix. I'm sure I lost weight there.

You're The One — Vogues I think the dancing girls were inappropriate for the song, but I must say that I enjoyed them a lot, and glad they were there.

It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Seven Nation Army — White Stripes

It diminished the effect of the song.

Does music theory really kill creativity? one word answer. NO We wouldn't have had Beethoven, Shostakovitch, Dvorak, Prokofiev, Tchaikovsky, Sibelius, Respighi, and so many others who created some of the best music that has ever graced this planet.

I was so confused last night, as my printer was playing music. Turns out my paper was just jamming.

Going to California — Led Zeppelin

We're going through and double-checking all the songs now. Found and fixed one minor mistake so far.

Deeper Well — Kacey Musgraves

Tea vs. Dishwater Loo vs. Bathroom Chips vs. Fries

I Can See Clearly Now — Johnny Nash

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time!

I'm Gonna Win — Foreigner

Cherry Hill Park — Billy Joe Royal

That reminds me of the song TSOP by MFSB and the 3 degrees.