Wibbles

You're going home in a f*cking ambience! The Irresistible Force - Flying High (from the album of the same name - an Ambient House classic): Note: the link should start at track 3, but the whole album is worth a listen if you're in the mood to chill.

It's actually a case of trying to tutor the terminally stupid, Craig. But when you're butting heads with those subject to the Dunning-Kruger effect, it's a thankless task.

Well I never.

It's not going to like the town of Scunthorpe in Lincolnshire.

So I need to cast a vote in order for other people to tell me my favourite Beatles song? I suppose that's democracy for you.

What, not understanding how a cond0m* works? * I see the profanity checking software is Catholic.

By the pricking of my thumbs ...

You're just not trying hard enough.

Brilliant:

The one and only Pitman ...

I've just been listening to this at serious volume through my hi-fi ... ... I hope that the rest of the street enjoyed it as much as I did.

I'll let Father Jack say it for me then ...

Gervais - I'm very mixed about. Sometimes I find him really funny, but a lot of the time just a bit irritating. Stewart Lee - I do like ... when I'm in the mood for his style.

Knowing the real Whitley Wood (a suburb of Reading), it's not the sort of place you would want to go walking through - packs of feral children wonder the streets torching unguarded cars like a foretelling of post-Brexit* Britain. It's the real ***** end of Reading, and that's coming from somebody who lives in an area called Cemetery Junction (a name that Gervais nicked for the title of a film). * The Oxford English dictionary now lists this as a synonym for apocalyptic.

Just don't post any Jason Manford.

Grandfathers wear sunglasses, not shades.

You won't find much sheep farming in Norfolk. Most of the land's too flat and fertile to be wasted on sheep. However, the land in Wales is about 99.5% mountainous and good for little else but sheep farming.

Who are you calling ugly?

Boys? Are ewe sure?

All of which was a roundabout way of getting to: