Wibbles

@Pragi That track was Jon Bon Jovi's first professional recording (he is credited as "John Bongiovi", his birth name).

Where's Wilko ... oh, here he is:

In Reading "FO' FREE" translates as 43.

One of Jon Bon Jovi's earlier recordings: I prefer it to what came after.

I draw the line at Brian May.

As Bill Hicks said:

They make a version especially for you ... ... although they appear to have seriously neutered Rowlf.

I'm pretty sure I'd want him to feel the full effect. But then Wibbles don't do violence. However, I would explain this to him at such excruciating length, that he'd wished that I had kicked him in the trouser region and been done with it.

Unused - Kylie only just bought it for me.

This might come in handy to prevent the spread of the virus:

My therapist wouldn't be a psychiatrist, and I'm not sure I'd want to share her.

He's such a knob end that if I ever met him, I'd want to kick him so hard that I'd put his satellites into low orbit.

Wise words indeed.

I really, really wished they hadn't. Who's going to pay for my therapy? That's what I want to know.

No peppermint?

Here's the procedure (for me at least): When you sign up for the newsletter you will receive an email with a link to confirm your subscription (it may take a while to come through) Click on this link. Don't worry about the page that opens up. You will then receive a second email with a link to download the magazine. You can then do the "enter the xxx word in the large headline on page xxx" business in order to access the downloadable software.

It's OK andy, I blame you too.

#moiaussi