Wibbles

Opus III - It's A Fine Day

Fixed. Who wants a mouthful of wrinkles?

Another open goal.

Such A Tw*t - The Streets

Roxy Music - A Song For Europe

We are also very good at queueing. The queue to see Queenie is currently 2.4 miles long and growing. The River Thames has turned yellow.

Whoever said that is wrong by about 8 million people. But having worked in central London for several years, I always wondered why every single tourist in London thought the best time to get the Tube is during rush hour. And normally with a backpack that they seem completely oblivious to.

Cornershop - Candyman

Madonna - Candy Perfume Girl

Sweet -> Candy The Jesus and Mary Chain - Some Candy Talking

We love a bit of historical cosplay. The sillier the uniform, the better.

They embalmed her years ago.

Van Morrison - Sweet Thing

The funeral isn't for another week yet. This is just the preliminaries.

The Blue Aeroplanes - Colour Me

Sylvian & Sakamoto - Forbidden Colours

Cocteau Twi ns - Cherry-Coloured Funk

Underworld - Cherry Pie

I'll help you on with your coat.

More double points: The Specials - Do Nothing

Double points: The Jazz Butcher - Nothing Special This one comes with a parental warning: "Explicit lyrics". I am at a complete loss as to what they think is explicit in the lyrics (other than he misspelled becan as bacon). Can anyone spot what's explicit here please? Lyrics He walks like a prefect I bet all his clothes were made in Thailand Don't like the look of him at all I'm on this train again Sick and tired of these dumb procedures Don't like his watch; don't want to know him And I ain't gonna wash And I ain't gonna dream And I ain't gonna talk And I ain't gonna scheme And I ain't going to do a single thing Gonna be the man who sat down And I ain't gonna wash And I ain't gonna shower Just sit here waiting for terminal hour And I ain't going to do a single thing Gonna be the man who sat down He's got a notebook There's snow on the ground And there's bacon in my lunch They always say that trouble comes in threes And my friends say that I sulk 'coz I'm a drunk And I know all these passengers agree But I don't want the sea And I don't want the beach And everything I do what is out of reach And I ain't gonna do a single thing Gonna be the man who sat down And I ain't gonna laugh And I ain't gonna play I wish I could be a thousand miles away And the words are all my business Gonna be the man who sat down I dreamed I saw my neighbours jumping from a thirteen story window But in the station there they were The disappointment turns me 'round, of course, But I can live with all those things The train can do the moving I'm not gonna stir And I ain't gonna wash And I ain't gonna dream And I ain't gonna jump And I ain't gonna scream And I ain't gonna move again Gonna be the man who sat down And I ain't gonna read And I ain't gonna smoke And I refuse point-blank to understand your jokes So I ain't gonna move again I've seen the writing on the engine and it says: The name of this train is the Nothing Special The name of this train is the Nothing Special The name of this train is the Nothing Special That's all it says The name of this train is the Nothing Special It's just an ordinary train A very ordinary train Just like all the others; just a very ordinary train

The damage she did to my country is immeasurable. Three decades later we are still paying the price.

Old hippies go techno: System 7 - 7:7 Expansion And a nice ambient mix: System 7 - 7:7 Expansion (Double Edged Sword Mix By Greg Hunter)

Lemon Interrupt - Big Mouth (Lemon Interrupt is an alias used by Underworld)

When it comes to our next new monarch, I keep thinking it's going to be King Charles The Spaniel.