Wibbles

Here's a playlist of the tracks featured in the video:

And yet more accurate. That first exception is totally unacceptable. English may be a very flexible language, but there are some things you can't do - you just have to go a longer way of saying them.

Skids - The Saints Are Coming

Primal Scream - I'm Comin' Down

Pigeonhed - Fire's Coming Down

The Fall - Fiery Jack

Screaming Lord Sutch & The Savages - Jack The Ripper

Moody Blues - Nights In White Satin

Monty Python - Camelot: Knights of the Round Table

Cocteau Twins - Grail Overfloweth

Underworld - Cups

Lemonheads - Mallo Cup

Lonnie Donegan - World Cup Willie

Sweet - Little Willy

They've just stolen your boat.

More accurately, it is Talk Like Robert Newton Day. He gave Long John Silver a West Country accent in the film of Treasure Island and so that's the accent people associate with pirates, whereas in reality they came from all over the place and spoke with many different accents.

Bill Haley & His Comets - See You Later Alligator

Underworld - Crocodile (Alligator)

Echo And The Bunnymen - Crocodiles

The Turtles - Happy Together

Happy Mondays - Bring A Friend

The Jazz Butcher - The Devil Is My Friend

Momus - The Hairstyle of the Devil

Bauhaus - Hair of the Dog

Radiohead - A Wolf at the Door