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How many bassists to screw in a lightbulb?

 

None. Keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

 

 

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between chopping up an onion and chopping up some bagpipes?

 

Nobody cries when chopping up the bagpipes.

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How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

One. But they don't twist it into the fitting, they just hold it up and the world revolves around them.

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How many recording moguls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

Recording moguls don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in hot tubs.

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What is the definition of "gentleman?"

 

 

 

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes.  But chooses not to. 

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Why do bagpipe players walk while playing?

 

 

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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Trombone player at the end of a New Years Eve gig asks the owner if he can leave his 'bone there until the next gig.

The owner says, "Sure, when's you next gig?"

Trombonist replies, "Next New Years Eve."

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What do they call the guy that hangs out with the musicians in the band?

 

 

The drummer.

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