Diff between large pizza and recording engineer

[Gswitz 355]

Large pizza can feed a family of four.

[Gswitz 355]

How do you get six banjo players into a closet?

 

 

Tell them they can live there.

[Gswitz 355]

How do you get them out?

 

Charge them rent.

[InstrEd 1,718]

Don't quit your day job 😆

[InstrEd 1,718]

or your night job either..............................................😛

[Gswitz 355]

How many bassists to screw in a lightbulb?

 

None. Keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

[Gswitz 355]

How many drummers to screw in a lightbulb?

 

None... We have machines for that now.

[craigb 2,887]

[Michael Vogel 239]

How do you know the drum riser is level?

 

 

When the drummer drools equally from both sides of their mouth. (Wish I could draw a cartoon)

[Amicus717 295]

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

 

 

You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

[craigb 2,887]

What's the difference between chopping up an onion and chopping up some bagpipes?

 

Nobody cries when chopping up the bagpipes.

[paulo 1,745]

How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

One. But they don't twist it into the fitting, they just hold it up and the world revolves around them.

[David Baay 506]

How many recording moguls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

Recording moguls don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in hot tubs.

Edited December 10, 2019 by David Baay

[bdickens 188]

What is the definition of "gentleman?"

 

 

 

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes.  But chooses not to. 

[antler 615]

Why do bagpipe players walk while playing?

 

 

They're trying to get away from the noise.

[paulo 1,745]

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two.........

[Notes_Norton 1,367]

What's the difference between racoon and a bagpipe that have been run over?

 

Skid marks in front of the racoon.

[Notes_Norton 1,367]

Trombone player at the end of a New Years Eve gig asks the owner if he can leave his 'bone there until the next gig.

The owner says, "Sure, when's you next gig?"

Trombonist replies, "Next New Years Eve."

[Bapu 2,201]

What do they call the guy that hangs out with the musicians in the band?

 

 

The drummer.

[Notes_Norton 1,367]

"Mommy, mommy, I want to be a musician when I grow up!"

"Now now Billy, you can't do both."