Gswitz 355 Posted December 10, 2019 Large pizza can feed a family of four. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gswitz 355 Posted December 10, 2019 How do you get six banjo players into a closet? Tell them they can live there. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gswitz 355 Posted December 10, 2019 How do you get them out? Charge them rent. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 1,718 Posted December 10, 2019 Don't quit your day job 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 1,718 Posted December 10, 2019 or your night job either..............................................😛 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gswitz 355 Posted December 10, 2019 How many bassists to screw in a lightbulb? None. Keyboardist can do it with his left hand. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gswitz 355 Posted December 10, 2019 How many drummers to screw in a lightbulb? None... We have machines for that now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Vogel 239 Posted December 10, 2019 How do you know the drum riser is level? When the drummer drools equally from both sides of their mouth. (Wish I could draw a cartoon) 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amicus717 295 Posted December 10, 2019 What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,887 Posted December 10, 2019 What's the difference between chopping up an onion and chopping up some bagpipes? Nobody cries when chopping up the bagpipes. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 1,745 Posted December 10, 2019 How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But they don't twist it into the fitting, they just hold it up and the world revolves around them. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Baay 506 Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) How many recording moguls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Recording moguls don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in hot tubs. Edited December 10, 2019 by David Baay 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdickens 188 Posted December 11, 2019 What is the definition of "gentleman?" Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes. But chooses not to. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antler 615 Posted December 12, 2019 Why do bagpipe players walk while playing? They're trying to get away from the noise. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 1,745 Posted December 14, 2019 What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two......... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,367 Posted December 14, 2019 What's the difference between racoon and a bagpipe that have been run over? Skid marks in front of the racoon. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,367 Posted December 14, 2019 Trombone player at the end of a New Years Eve gig asks the owner if he can leave his 'bone there until the next gig. The owner says, "Sure, when's you next gig?" Trombonist replies, "Next New Years Eve." 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,201 Posted December 14, 2019 What do they call the guy that hangs out with the musicians in the band? The drummer. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,367 Posted December 14, 2019 "Mommy, mommy, I want to be a musician when I grow up!" "Now now Billy, you can't do both." 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites