bayoubill 569 Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) The good news is if you see 50 zombies around you house it's probably Halloween now that I think about it a ghost once tried to lie to me but I saw right through him oh yea last Halloween XX went next door to give them their mail and they tried to give her candy which reminds me of our younger years, when one Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to XX, "Honey buns there's a witch at the door. What shall I do?" She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost." My mother-in-law never spoke to me again. I still makes me smile Edited October 31, 2019 by bayoubill I wonder how people at a nudist colony celebrate Halloween? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 1,163 Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, bayoubill said: She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost." My mother-in-law never spoke to me again. I still makes me smile I tell you the MIL never gets any respect................................................................................................................................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 1,163 Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, bayoubill said: ast Halloween XX went next door to give them their mail and they tried to give her candy Hmm....... did the candy have the missing X 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 1,277 Posted October 29, 2019 Never understood the Halloween thing........ 364 days a year parents tell their kids to be in before dark, respect their elders, don't talk to strangers and definitely never take sweets from a stranger. 1 day a year........go on kids get out there in the dark and ask strangers for sweets and if they refuse to give you any throw eggs at them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S.L.I.P. 885 Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, bayoubill said: give her candy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 569 Posted October 30, 2019 5 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said: Groovy! a nurse that can treat and give me a heart attack at the same time ❤️ ♥️ 💜 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,421 Posted October 30, 2019 I have a friend (male) that's a nurse and, when we go bowling, he invites some of the female nurses to play with us. I've already used the line that it's nice to have someone that knows mouth-to-mouth should I suddenly have trouble breathing. Naturally, I then pretend to have trouble breathing... 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 1,163 Posted October 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, craigb said: I have a friend (male) that's a nurse and, when we go bowling, he invites some of the female nurses to play with us. I've already used the line that it's nice to have someone that knows mouth-to-mouth should I suddenly have trouble breathing. Naturally, I then pretend to have trouble breathing... 😁 But Craigb you are suppose to say that to the female nurses not your male nurse friend 🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
