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If a woman attempts to cut off a man’s *****  but is unsuccessful could she be changed with a misdaweiner

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17 hours ago, bayoubill said:

If a woman attempts to cut off a man’s *****  but is unsuccessful could she be changed with a misdaweiner

Her defense is that she was just playing whack a _____________________  Nevermind

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I apologize for my new lows in this Fred. 🥴

I have plunged into unfunny again

I have failed at Bapu quality humor

I must withdraw deeply into inter thoughts for regeneration

which reminds me of when I went to the Pet store down the street. I asked the clerk if they had any nickel plated bird cages. HE said "no"

so I said "so you you only carry nickeless cages 

 

 

 

i have no shame  😳

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5 hours ago, bayoubill said:

didn't I tell an unfunny joke not long ago about that?  a mistawiener ?

I think you should make a song about it 😆

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16 minutes ago, Mesh said:

Well done lads....we made it Friday!!!

Not sure if any of us were part of that decision, 'cause, if we were, EVERYDAY would be Friday!  Ya?  😁

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4 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

TGIF!

I Am glad I made it to any Friday!

IOW TGIAF?

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52 minutes ago, craigb said:

Not sure if any of us were part of that decision, 'cause, if we were, EVERYDAY would be Friday!  Ya?  😁

Then "we" are an odd bunch. I always preferred Saturdays. I didn't have to work on Saturdays. But Friday afternoons would last for days.

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I know Ed. Most of the nuts we have left have been hanging around a long time. It's tough to see one go.

I don't see much of the nuts closest to me, but I know they're there still hanging around in the shadows.

Sometimes we only miss what we don't have......was that deep?  Enjoy your nuts while you still can.

This in a nutshell, is how I feel.

 

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When I was a kid my teacher asked"If you had 3 jars of peanut butter and I asked you for one, how many jars would you have? " I said 3 jars

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Book of BECAN

 

-   Becan must ALWAYS exist in thy refrigerator always and if possible froze quantities for emergencies

-   There is no such food that does not go well with Becan

-   There are 2 kinds of people 1( those that love Becan

                                                                   2) In case of zombie apocalypse, those to be used as fodder

-   Crispy or chewy shall be the Becan . Either are acceptable and thou shall not discriminate 

-   Becan is the answer to the wold's problems

-   Becan presents ZERO health risks     SILENCE! 

-   A meal without Becan is not worth eating

-  Becan will be consumed on the Sabbath the Mondath the Tuesdath the Wedsdath the Thursdath the TGIF and especially Saturday 

-   In the future you may be given a breathalyzer test in which you will receive your BEC  ( short for Becan and equal to the slices you may receive divided by 100)

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Must every random thought come back to BECAN!

Mind you I'm not complaining  as I love me some BECAN :D

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