Wibbles 2,647 Posted January 20, 2020 16 hours ago, Wibbles said: It's when she buys you the matching underpants that you should be worrying. 34 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Be glad she didn't buy you underpants from that brand. You're not paying attention, are you Bob? Too much tooting on your sax? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,573 Posted January 20, 2020 (edited) Not plagiarism, but homage And last night's gig went into overtime, it was about 100 miles away, and I'm quite sleepy this morning. (Not an excuse, just an explanation) Edited January 20, 2020 by Notes_Norton 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 754 Posted January 20, 2020 (edited) 22 hours ago, bayoubill said: I Am not Shure if I shoed bring this up but it could be a bad sign XX bought me some new sox that have the word dickless written on them My bad. Dickies is the name written on it carry on Edited January 20, 2020 by bayoubill My wife got up on our table and started dancing. I shouted "Look at those amazing legs" She asked if I really meant it and said yeah cuz an average table would have collapsed by now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,091 Posted January 20, 2020 2 hours ago, bayoubill said: My bad. Dickies is the name written on it carry on Think she is trying to tell you something 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,610 Posted January 20, 2020 She wants him to wear Dickie Betts' socks? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,647 Posted January 21, 2020 (edited) It transpired that last night's curry was hotter than I thought at the time ... ... ouch. Edited January 21, 2020 by Wibbles 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mesh 1,696 Posted January 21, 2020 So what's this Fred about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,573 Posted January 21, 2020 Ring of fire? Johnny wrote that after he and June Carter mistook the Ben-Gay for KY Jelly. (ducking for cover) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,647 Posted January 22, 2020 On 1/19/2020 at 10:11 PM, bayoubill said: I Am not Shure if I shoed bring this up but it could be a bad sign XX bought me some new sox that have the word dickless written on them On 1/20/2020 at 8:10 PM, bayoubill said: My bad. Dickies is the name written on it I see the problem. The socks should have been labelled "Feeties". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mesh 1,696 Posted January 22, 2020 22 hours ago, Bapu said: About 91 pages? Quaint, yet precise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 754 Posted January 22, 2020 While on a site of detailed Scandinavian women I thought of something I would love to be able to say to them. " I'd like to give a shout out to all the women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mesh 1,696 Posted January 22, 2020 3 hours ago, bayoubill said: While on a site of detailed Scandinavian women I thought of something I would love to be able to say to them. " I'd like to give a shout out to all the women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,254 Posted January 22, 2020 3 hours ago, bayoubill said: While on a site of detailed Scandinavian women... Wait... I thought you liked Scandinavian women with tails, no? 🤔 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 754 Posted January 22, 2020 53 minutes ago, craigb said: Wait... I thought you liked Scandinavian women with tails, no? 🤔 Now you've just confused me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,610 Posted January 22, 2020 Wimmin Bill, wimmin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,254 Posted January 22, 2020 2 hours ago, craigb said: Wait... I thought you liked Scandinavian women with tails, no? 🤔 1 hour ago, bayoubill said: Now you've just confused me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,647 Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) Now, this is confusing: Edited January 22, 2020 by Wibbles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,091 Posted January 22, 2020 Bapu has random thoughts of cat tails. Learn something new every day 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
