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16 hours ago, Wibbles said:

It's when she buys you the matching underpants that you should be worrying.

 

34 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Be glad she didn't buy you underpants from that brand.

You're not paying attention, are you Bob? :D

Too much tooting on your sax?

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Not plagiarism, but homage :D

And last night's gig went into overtime, it was about 100 miles away, and I'm quite sleepy this morning. (Not an excuse, just an explanation)

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22 hours ago, bayoubill said:

I Am not Shure if I shoed bring this up but it could be a bad sign

XX bought me some new sox that have the word dickless written on themdickless.thumb.jpg.852b6cefa5e6490178cfb85538162f4d.jpg

My bad.   Dickies is the name written on it

carry on 

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My wife got up on our table and started dancing. I shouted "Look at those amazing legs" She asked if I really meant it and said yeah cuz an average table would have collapsed by now

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2 hours ago, bayoubill said:

My bad.   Dickies is the name written on it

carry on 

Think she is trying to tell you something 😆

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She wants him to wear Dickie Betts' socks?

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It transpired that last night's curry was hotter than I thought at the time ...

 

... ouch.

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On 1/19/2020 at 10:11 PM, bayoubill said:

I Am not Shure if I shoed bring this up but it could be a bad sign

XX bought me some new sox that have the word dickless written on themdickless.thumb.jpg.852b6cefa5e6490178cfb85538162f4d.jpg

 

On 1/20/2020 at 8:10 PM, bayoubill said:

My bad.   Dickies is the name written on it

I see the problem. The socks should have been labelled "Feeties".

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While on a site of  detailed Scandinavian women I thought of something I would love to be able to say to them.

" I'd like to give a shout out to all the women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

 

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3 hours ago, bayoubill said:

While on a site of  detailed Scandinavian women I thought of something I would love to be able to say to them.

" I'd like to give a shout out to all the women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me."

 

 

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3 hours ago, bayoubill said:

While on a site of  detailed Scandinavian women...

 

Wait...  I thought you liked Scandinavian women with tails, no?  🤔

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53 minutes ago, craigb said:

Wait...  I thought you liked Scandinavian women with tails, no?  🤔

Now you've just confused me

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2 hours ago, craigb said:

Wait...  I thought you liked Scandinavian women with tails, no?  🤔

 

1 hour ago, bayoubill said:

Now you've just confused me

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