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On 1/12/2021 at 10:37 PM, bayoubill said:

 I  interrupt this message for an impotent massage  

      I Am forced to be shopping with XX.  Time is moving extremely slow and I Am having an incredible urge to check NFL scores lt’s one of those “ does this make me look fat ?” shopping trips where I have no say on what we are shopping for 

 

Besides a super interesting message,

it is very wise and responsible going clothes shopping now in the pandemic, weld on !

 

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Hmm...  Would a three-eyed pig be called a "piiig?" 🤔

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I want thank Craig for posting a reminder of the gal I dated in high school 

Patty had a great personality 

 

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Which reminds me 

I dated many women but the last one always kept me in line!

no matter how many men were in front of me 

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Some eggshellint random thoughts today

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24 minutes ago, Bapu said:

Some eggshellint random thoughts today

Were these thoughts scrambled or poached ;)

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Just now, bayoubill said:

I'd say fried with dainbrammage

Typical

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Speaking of topical 

The rumor from aides is there’s so much politeness lately in Washington. The phrase “ pardon me “ is everywhere 

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The final tally was 30,753 lies in four years.

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I words my got in the order wrong.
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37 minutes ago, Wibbles said:

The final tally was lies 30,753 in four years.

That number is fake gnus

(see wot I dud there?)

 

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4 hours ago, Wibbles said:

The final tally was 30,753 lies in four years.

And yet they are (briefly) in power!

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It was nice of Joe to set off all those fireworks yesterday, but Everton didn't even play last night let alone win.

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I was just watching some brief highlights of third tier Club Deportivo Alcoyano beating the mighty Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey and I noticed that Alcoyano's goalkeeper is called Jose Juan. 

Is their reserve goalkeeper called Jose Two?

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I played in a band with a guitarist named Jose. We called him "Hose". I wondered if we replaced him if the new guitarist would be "Hose B".

True story.

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1 hour ago, Wibbles said:

I was just watching some brief highlights of third tier Club Deportivo Alcoyano beating the mighty Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey and I noticed that Alcoyano's goalkeeper is called Jose Juan. 

Is their reserve goalkeeper called Jose Two?

Jose Dos. 😁

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28 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

I played in a band with a guitarist named Jose. We called him "Hose". I wondered if we replaced him if the new guitarist would be "Hose B".

True story.

 

18 minutes ago, craigb said:

Jose Dos. 😁

If he was fired or left  they'd both be Jose Dos Equis.

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19 minutes ago, craigb said:

Jose Dos. 😁

But the first goalkeeper wasn't called Jose Uno.

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