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37 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Bump

Things that go in the night?

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2 minutes ago, Wibbles said:

Racoons in bikinis?

What could go wrong?

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2 hours ago, Bapu said:

What could go wrong?

A five-year old might get offended?

(Not sure how a five-year old got Mod powers though...)

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The raccoons in my yard are naked. Other than masks over their eyes. Obviously to hide their identities. (not hiding their t*tties). Streakers I presume. Fortunately I don't have any children to be exposed to animal nakedness.

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2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

The raccoons in my yard are naked. Other than masks over their eyes. Obviously to hide their identities. (not hiding their t*tties). Streakers I presume. Fortunately I don't have any children to be exposed to animal nakedness.

Aren't you and your wife children, Bob? 🤔

(If not, then where in the heck DID you come from??! 😲 )

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20 hours ago, craigb said:

Aren't you and your wife children, Bob? 🤔

(If not, then where in the heck DID you come from??! 😲 )

Mars and Venus?

To tell you the truth, I don't remember. My captors (so-called parents) often lied to me. They told me the moon was made of green cheese, if I cross my eyes they would get stuck that way,  and if I keep playing with it I'd go blind etc., so I can't believe that story about the birds and the bees.

As for Leilani and I -- No kids, no pool, no pets, no debts, no regrets.

But no harm if we keep trying :D

Notes

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37 minutes ago, Wibbles said:

The Coffee House has been decaffeinated.

LOL HAHA ROTFLMAO

LMNOP

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1 hour ago, Wibbles said:

The Coffee House has been decaffeinated.

Natural  or not how can we survive with out our caffeine.  First Covid and now this 😆

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Well I don't know too many people whom's coffee grows hair in it after 48 hours. That's coffee! Which reminds me. Never go to a park and sit on a bench and when someone sees you watching the kids play asks you" which kid is yours and you answer I don't know, I haven't decided yet"

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if he comes home smelling like purfume I guarantee he is buying me some for Christmas said XX
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13 hours ago, bayoubill said:

Well I don't know too many people whom's coffee grows hair in it after 48 hours. That's coffee!

I think you may have been making your coffee with shampoo Bill - those new eyes can't come quick enough.

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G'day Gents!

1) Has caffeine returned to the CH?

2) Is Bill drinking shampoo (again)?

3) Has Bapu found his Mooch?

 

Inquiry minds want to know.

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Witch reminds me. I distinctly remember Doc eye guy telling me I had cat attacks in both eyes and   👀 and that’s why they need to be replaced . I should be able to tell what I Am doing in the future 

 

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