Bapu 2,635 Posted November 28, 2020 37 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Bump Things that go in the night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,652 Posted November 28, 2020 Racoons in bikinis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,635 Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wibbles said: Racoons in bikinis? What could go wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,263 Posted November 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Bapu said: What could go wrong? A five-year old might get offended? (Not sure how a five-year old got Mod powers though...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,585 Posted November 29, 2020 The raccoons in my yard are naked. Other than masks over their eyes. Obviously to hide their identities. (not hiding their t*tties). Streakers I presume. Fortunately I don't have any children to be exposed to animal nakedness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,263 Posted November 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: The raccoons in my yard are naked. Other than masks over their eyes. Obviously to hide their identities. (not hiding their t*tties). Streakers I presume. Fortunately I don't have any children to be exposed to animal nakedness. Aren't you and your wife children, Bob? 🤔 (If not, then where in the heck DID you come from??! 😲 ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,652 Posted November 29, 2020 Apparently frogs, naked or otherwise, are off limits. Or is it just Wallace’s flying frog? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,585 Posted November 30, 2020 20 hours ago, craigb said: Aren't you and your wife children, Bob? 🤔 (If not, then where in the heck DID you come from??! 😲 ) Mars and Venus? To tell you the truth, I don't remember. My captors (so-called parents) often lied to me. They told me the moon was made of green cheese, if I cross my eyes they would get stuck that way, and if I keep playing with it I'd go blind etc., so I can't believe that story about the birds and the bees. As for Leilani and I -- No kids, no pool, no pets, no debts, no regrets. But no harm if we keep trying :D Notes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,652 Posted November 30, 2020 The Coffee House has been decaffeinated. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,635 Posted November 30, 2020 37 minutes ago, Wibbles said: The Coffee House has been decaffeinated. LOL HAHA ROTFLMAO LMNOP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted November 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Wibbles said: The Coffee House has been decaffeinated. Natural or not how can we survive with out our caffeine. First Covid and now this 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 754 Posted November 30, 2020 (edited) Well I don't know too many people whom's coffee grows hair in it after 48 hours. That's coffee! Which reminds me. Never go to a park and sit on a bench and when someone sees you watching the kids play asks you" which kid is yours and you answer I don't know, I haven't decided yet" Edited November 30, 2020 by bayoubill if he comes home smelling like purfume I guarantee he is buying me some for Christmas said XX 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,652 Posted December 1, 2020 13 hours ago, bayoubill said: Well I don't know too many people whom's coffee grows hair in it after 48 hours. That's coffee! I think you may have been making your coffee with shampoo Bill - those new eyes can't come quick enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mesh 1,696 Posted December 1, 2020 G'day Gents! 1) Has caffeine returned to the CH? 2) Is Bill drinking shampoo (again)? 3) Has Bapu found his Mooch? Inquiry minds want to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 754 Posted December 1, 2020 I Am knot Shure if it’s shampoo or knot but my tooth is very clean Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 754 Posted December 1, 2020 Witch reminds me. I distinctly remember Doc eye guy telling me I had cat attacks in both eyes and 👀 and that’s why they need to be replaced . I should be able to tell what I Am doing in the future Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 754 Posted December 1, 2020 My bad. my eyes can show me what I Am doing in the future and my ears tell me carry on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
