craigb 5,157 Posted June 29 Some things to ponder as we get older: The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳 The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳 The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳 The best soccer player in the world, died at the age of 60 😔 And then... KFC inventor died at 94 😊 Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊 Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜 The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 😜 Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊 How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life? The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years. The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years. So ... Have a drink ... Take a nap ... And IF you wake up, have some ice cream and cake! 🥳 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoveCamper 338 Posted July 3 "If someone steals my identity and I kill them, am I committing suicide? " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,157 Posted July 3 I just saw a guy pass by my house walking a CLAM on a leash! Must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,157 Posted July 15 I hear Bapu leapt around in his undershreddies on the 4th... It was his In-Depends-Dance-Day. 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 5,083 Posted July 15 28 minutes ago, craigb said: I hear Bapu leapt around in his undershreddies on the 4th... It was his In-Depends-Dance-Day. 😁 Ewe soar da vid den, uh? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 3,838 Posted July 15 The hottest temperature ever recorded in the UK is 38.7C (101.7 in American). On Monday it's predicted to get up to 40/41C* where I live. I'm not looking forward to it. * I realise that's nothing compared to some parts of the world, but we're really not geared up for it in the UK - everything will start melting, including me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gswitz 460 Posted July 17 Once the gulf stream stops, I'm guessing the UK will cool right down. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 3,838 Posted July 18 21 hours ago, Gswitz said: Once the gulf stream stops, I'm guessing the UK will cool right down. Most of it will be under water by then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Smith 536 Posted July 18 I don't know what to say to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,157 Posted July 18 36 minutes ago, Tim Smith said: I don't know what to say to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tim Smith 536 Posted July 18 Kool-ade is over rated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 5,083 Posted July 23 He'll be moving his vowels too. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 5,083 Posted July 23 Are Alpha-Bits the best bits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites