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​🗑️​Bapu's Random Thoughts For The Day

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Some things to ponder as we get older:

  

 The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳

 The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳

 The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳

 The best soccer player in the world, died at the age of 60 😔

 

      And then...

 

 KFC inventor died at 94 😊

 Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊

 Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜

 The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 😜

 Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊

 

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

 

The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.

The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.

 

So ... Have a drink ... Take a nap ... 

     And IF you wake up, have some ice cream and cake!  🥳

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I just saw a guy pass by my house walking a CLAM on a leash!

Must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel...

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I hear Bapu leapt around in his undershreddies on the 4th...

It was his In-Depends-Dance-Day. 😁

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28 minutes ago, craigb said:

I hear Bapu leapt around in his undershreddies on the 4th...

It was his In-Depends-Dance-Day. 😁

Ewe soar da vid den, uh?

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The hottest temperature ever recorded in the UK is 38.7C (101.7 in American).

On Monday it's predicted to get up to 40/41C* where I live.

I'm not looking forward to it.

 

 

 

* I realise that's nothing compared to some parts of the world, but we're really not geared up for it in the UK - everything will start melting, including me.

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Once the gulf stream stops, I'm guessing the UK will cool right down.

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21 hours ago, Gswitz said:

Once the gulf stream stops, I'm guessing the UK will cool right down.

Most of it will be under water by then.

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36 minutes ago, Tim Smith said:

I don't know what to say to that.

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He'll be moving his vowels too.

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Are Alpha-Bits the best bits?
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