craigb 3,258 Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, S.L.I.P. said: 😁 Edited October 3, 2019 by craigb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, S.L.I.P. said: Good one. I'll have a Tonic Water. What the heck make it a double Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,582 Posted October 4, 2019 It wouldn't hurt to put a little Bombay in that tonic, would it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted October 4, 2019 Care to join me for a drink 😜 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted October 4, 2019 At least the above wasn't a Pink Elephant 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted October 4, 2019 Yours may be bigger but mine is much cuter😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,582 Posted October 4, 2019 illegal alien? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted October 4, 2019 I want to comment S.L.I.P. but I know I'm going down a S.L.I.P. -ery path if I do 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S.L.I.P. 1,001 Posted October 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, InstrEd said: S.L.I.P. -ery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mesh 1,696 Posted October 4, 2019 That quacked me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted October 4, 2019 What a lucky Duck 🤩 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,258 Posted October 4, 2019 I was bowling a couple of weeks ago with my friend (he's a nurse) and a couple of female nurses. Between games he played one of those "use a crane to try and grab a prize" machines and he caught a tiny rubber duck. He gave it to one of the other nurses and she said "It's kind of small, isn't it?" Which, naturally, gave me that chance to say "You shouldn't judge a guy by the size of his duck." 🤣 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,582 Posted October 4, 2019 All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck. If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill. After he ate the duck, the alligator got a little down in the mouth. (after these bad puns, I'm ducking for cover) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,119 Posted October 5, 2019 At time like these I miss the good old Saturday Morning Cartoons. Daffy Duck where are you............................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
