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21 minutes ago, S.L.I.P. said:

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1 hour ago, S.L.I.P. said:

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Good one.
I'll have a Tonic Water. What the heck make it a double :D

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I want to comment S.L.I.P. but I  know I'm going down a S.L.I.P. -ery  path if I do 😂

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I was bowling a couple of weeks ago with my friend (he's a nurse) and a couple of female nurses.  Between games he played one of those "use a crane to try and grab a prize" machines and he caught a tiny rubber duck.  He gave it to one of the other nurses and she said "It's kind of small, isn't it?"  Which, naturally, gave me that chance to say "You shouldn't judge a guy by the size of his duck." 🤣

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All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck.

 

If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill.

 

After he ate the duck, the alligator got a little down in the mouth.

 

(after these bad puns, I'm ducking for cover)

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At time like these I miss the good old Saturday Morning Cartoons.  Daffy Duck where are you...............................

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