InstrEd 2,106 Posted September 12, 2019 Oh no it is past 4:00pm and I didn't have my tea and biscuits. BB King could of made a hit Blues song about it. I missed my T&B , is the thrill all gone. 🤥 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,254 Posted September 13, 2019 5 hours ago, InstrEd said: What about LEFT-HANDED MILK 😅 Don't say that is udderly senseless! That's on the udder side. And, while we're on the topic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,106 Posted September 13, 2019 9 hours ago, craigb said: That's on the udder side. And, while we're on the topic... Okay smarty what about the Lactose. I'm sensitive😃 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,254 Posted September 13, 2019 Just go back and listen to that Kanye video. You won't even notice the lactose. 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,106 Posted September 13, 2019 54 minutes ago, S.L.I.P. said: I just lost my appetite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,579 Posted September 13, 2019 They have an app for that so sit tight. It's called app-tight. @ craigb, put the cow on a trampoline and you'll get a milk shake. I'm just ruminating here. Notes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 2,132 Posted September 13, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, InstrEd said: Okay smarty what about the Lactose. I'm sensitive😃 I once had a girlfriend who I was head over heels in love with. She had everything I could have ever wished for and I was convinced that she was the whole point of my existence. I couldn't imagine ever feeling the need to even so much as look at another woman ever again. Unfortunately, she was injured in a car accident and the resultant surgery on her feet involved some minor amputations and that's when everything changed. We had never had so much as a cross word before, but now we fought all the time and I could barely even look at her without ending up in a bad mood. One day things finally came to a head and she left me. Her parting words were that I needed to seek help. There was something wrong with me. I was devastated that what I once thought was the perfect relationship was over, yet strangely relieved at the same time. Over the folllowing weeks when I had time to think about things I came to realise that every fight we had since her accident wasn't really her fault at all. I did it. I caused it all and for the life of me I couldn't understand why. She was perfect and she was my whole world and I ruined it. I began to think she was right. There was something wrong with me, so I went to the doctor to seek help. I told the doctor the whole story and straight away he knew exactly what my problem was.................. I was lack toes intolerant. Edited September 13, 2019 by paulo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,106 Posted September 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, paulo said: I was lack toes intolerant. So did you get treated..............................................................? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antler 682 Posted September 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, paulo said: I was lack toes intolerant. I'm guessing the faeces hit the fan over spilt milk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 2,132 Posted September 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, InstrEd said: So did you get treated..............................................................? I got myself a redneck girlfriend.......figured that if in future she ends up losing a couple of toes she'll still have 10. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,106 Posted September 13, 2019 "L" "R" "B" you made a redneck joke 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,579 Posted September 13, 2019 43 minutes ago, paulo said: <...>I was lack toes intolerant. That's what de-feeted you (one good groan deserves another) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 2,132 Posted September 13, 2019 17 hours ago, craigb said: . I always thought it was.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Vogel 253 Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) Had to repost. The quote didn’t work. Whoops!. Edited September 14, 2019 by Michael Vogel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Vogel 253 Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) On 9/13/2019 at 7:32 AM, InstrEd said: What about LEFT-HANDED MILK 😅 Don't say that is udderly senseless! Don’t like left handed milk. Don’t know why; It’s just not right somehow. Edited September 14, 2019 by Michael Vogel 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,254 Posted September 14, 2019 8 hours ago, paulo said: I got myself a redneck girlfriend.......figured that if in future she ends up losing a couple of toes she'll still have 10. More toes than teeth then? 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,254 Posted September 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: They have an app for that so sit tight. It's called app-tight. @ craigb, put the cow on a trampoline and you'll get a milk shake. I'm just ruminating here. Notes 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 2,132 Posted September 14, 2019 14 hours ago, craigb said: More toes than teeth then? 😁 No, she gots plenny of teef. No probum there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 2,106 Posted September 14, 2019 15 hours ago, craigb said: Hmmm maybe that is how they shake loose the Lactose 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
