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Oh no it is past 4:00pm and I didn't have my tea and biscuits.
BB King could of made a hit Blues song about it.
I missed my T&B , is the thrill all gone.   🤥
 

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5 hours ago, InstrEd said:

What about LEFT-HANDED MILK 😅

Don't say that is udderly senseless!  

That's on the udder side.

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And, while we're on the topic...

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9 hours ago, craigb said:

That's on the udder side.

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And, while we're on the topic...

Okay smarty what about the Lactose. I'm sensitive😃

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Just go back and listen to that Kanye video.  You won't even notice the lactose. 😆

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They have an app for that so sit tight. It's called app-tight.

@ craigb, put the cow on a trampoline and you'll get a milk shake.

I'm just ruminating here.

 

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6 hours ago, InstrEd said:

Okay smarty what about the Lactose. I'm sensitive😃

I once had a girlfriend who I was head over heels in love with. She had everything I could have ever wished for and I was convinced that she was the whole point of my existence. I couldn't imagine ever feeling the need to even so much as look at another woman ever again. Unfortunately, she was injured in a car accident and the resultant surgery on her feet involved some minor amputations and that's when everything changed. We had never had so much as a cross word before, but now we fought all the time and I could barely even look at her without ending up in a bad mood. One day things finally came to a head and she left me. Her parting words were that I needed to seek help. There was something wrong with me. I was devastated that what I once thought was the perfect relationship was over, yet strangely relieved at the same time. Over the folllowing weeks when I had time to think about things I came to realise that every fight we had since her accident wasn't really her fault at all. I did it. I caused it all and for the life of me I couldn't understand why. She was perfect and she was my whole world and I ruined it. I began to think she was right. There was something wrong with me, so I went to the doctor to seek help. I told the doctor the whole story and straight away he knew exactly what my problem was..................

 

I was lack toes intolerant.

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2 minutes ago, paulo said:

I was lack toes intolerant.

So did you get treated..............................................................?

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12 minutes ago, paulo said:

I was lack toes intolerant.

I'm guessing the faeces hit the fan over spilt milk

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16 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

So did you get treated..............................................................?

I got myself a redneck girlfriend.......figured that if in future she ends up losing a couple of toes she'll still have 10.

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On 9/13/2019 at 7:32 AM, InstrEd said:

What about LEFT-HANDED MILK 😅

Don't say that is udderly senseless!  

Don’t like left handed milk.

Don’t know why; 

It’s just not right somehow. 

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8 hours ago, paulo said:

I got myself a redneck girlfriend.......figured that if in future she ends up losing a couple of toes she'll still have 10.

More toes than teeth then? 😁

 

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10 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

They have an app for that so sit tight. It's called app-tight.

@ craigb, put the cow on a trampoline and you'll get a milk shake.

I'm just ruminating here.

 

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14 hours ago, craigb said:

More toes than teeth then? 😁

 

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No, she gots plenny of teef. No probum there.

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15 hours ago, craigb said:

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Hmmm maybe that is how they shake loose the Lactose  😆

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