Bapu 6,676 Posted November 16, 2022 23 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Phone Busters? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
57Gregy 813 Posted November 16, 2022 Hit the 3 nine times? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 7,321 Posted November 16, 2022 This reminds me of how blown away I was to find out that the word "gullible" wasn't in the dictionary! 😮 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesse Screed 955 Posted November 18, 2022 On 11/15/2022 at 9:31 AM, Notes_Norton said: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,374 Posted November 18, 2022 My cell number is 1 2 3 and it's OK to call me Woody ! Kenny 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheens 499 Posted November 18, 2022 (edited) let's give the hores a brake Edited November 18, 2022 by Sheens 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,374 Posted November 19, 2022 Long before there was Evel Knievel there was a Vaquero that tried to convince his horse to make the jump . The horse wasn't stupid and knew better ....He fondly remembers his pet coyote named Wiley and how he met his demise . Kenny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,374 Posted November 19, 2022 (edited) I have tried my best to run and stop as good as "that horse" in the above post ! Now Can somebody please give a call to 1.2.3 for me ? Kenny Edited November 19, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,374 Posted November 20, 2022 (edited) Hello " 1.2.3. " I would like to report an emergency !!! There are a bunch of people chasing after me with freshly sharpened cleavers . Kenny Edited November 20, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 4,245 Posted November 20, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said: Hello " 1.2.3. " I would like to report an emergency !!! There are a bunch of people chasing after me with freshly sharpened cleavers . Kenny Once again I'm forced to ponder the question.....exactly how hungry was the first person who looked at one of those and wondered what it tasted like ? Edited November 20, 2022 by paulo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pwalpwal 4,239 Posted November 20, 2022 if it runs away it's worth eating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 7,321 Posted November 20, 2022 3 hours ago, paulo said: Once again I'm forced to ponder the question.....exactly how hungry was the first person who looked at one of those and wondered what it tasted like ? If THAT makes you wonder, then don't even click on this link Paulo! 🤣 https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 7,321 Posted November 20, 2022 24 minutes ago, pwalpwal said: if it runs away it's worth eating Dang pwalpwal! You must be a lot of fun around a schoolyard! 🤣🤣🤣 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulo 4,245 Posted November 20, 2022 1 hour ago, craigb said: If THAT makes you wonder, then don't even click on this link Paulo! 🤣 https://www.npr.org/2022/11/06/1134615997/the-national-park-service-wants-humans-to-stop-licking-this-toad TOo lATE.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,374 Posted November 21, 2022 (edited) Hey Status Update ! The large group of people chasing me with freshly sharpened cleavers were actually part of the hit reality T V series .. Extreme Animal Makeovers . They thought I would be a good candidate for a makeover ... Since the shows producers were bound by law not to harm any animals during the shows filming , I felt totally safe acting scenes and accepting a leading role in the upcoming new episode called .... Extreme Animal Makeovers . How To Survive Thanksgiving ! Even if Your a Turkey ! I would like to thank the shows producers and my wonderful make up artist Alice .. Alice is a real wiz when it comes to combining water colors and constructing paper mache peacock prosthetics. The procedure is cost effective and totally reversible. Now my only real concern is I don't get wet or caught out side in the rain from now until Black Friday . If I do get wet , most if not all of Alice's beautiful makeup work will melt and disappear ...Then I may get an invitation to a Thanksgiving Dinner as my former self ....Let's just say I have my feathers crossed that I will stay totally dry. Having said all of that How do I look now ? Kenny Edited November 21, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,374 Posted November 22, 2022 (edited) Paging Tom the turkey ! Please give me a call at 1.2.3. I've got plans for you and I would love to help keep you safe this Thanksgiving . XOXO Frenchie Kenny Edited November 22, 2022 by kennywtelejazz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites