Notes_Norton 417 Posted July 5, 2019 Thieves made away with the lute. (Groans appreciated) Lame humor by Notes 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 852 Posted July 5, 2019 Think you needed a Drum Roll before the punch line 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antler 254 Posted July 5, 2019 The Audacity of it all... 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 852 Posted July 5, 2019 57 minutes ago, antler said: The Audacity of it all... Hmmmm.................................... How could it be stealing if Audacity is free🤔 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antler 254 Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, InstrEd said: How could it be stealing if Audacity is free🤔 Good point; I was just trying to find a pun. Though I suppose technically you could do something in breach of GPL2 (which it's licensed under) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S.L.I.P. 448 Posted July 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. Unfortunately, the thieves came from a very poor, run down, and bad area of the inner city, and never learned to Reed... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gswitz 235 Posted July 6, 2019 Got away in the mixbus 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msmcleod 1,105 Posted July 6, 2019 I guess it's easy to pick those locks if you've got ProTools. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canopus 212 Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) 22 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. A lute? To me, crimes like these simply defies logic, far beyond reason. Just as Mark said, having used pro tools, breaking in must have been a cakewalk. And still – just a lute? Was that instrument made for live gigs or was it a studio one? As musicians these thieves obviously aren’t into any digital performance. And that kind of instrument would hardly be used in a garage band. I think the crime investigators need a cue: base the police investigation on the "modus operandi". There’s simply no endo to the possibilities. Sorry for the last ones. Ok, all of them. Edited July 6, 2019 by Canopus 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emeraldsoul 474 Posted July 6, 2019 That is f oud for thought. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
57Gregy 76 Posted July 6, 2019 But they left all of the accordions. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 417 Posted July 6, 2019 Police are still looking for the luters. They say they are part of a mid-evil crime ring. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 852 Posted July 6, 2019 Police were silently working to MESH the luters with a mesmerizing drum beat 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 1,320 Posted July 6, 2019 After they broke in, an automated voice informed them that they could steal anything they want, except for Monster Cables which are never discounted and can't leave the store for anything except full price... 😆 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 852 Posted July 6, 2019 Even the multiple "Prophets" couldn't foretell the outcome. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 852 Posted July 6, 2019 Police could find no "Lead Sheets" to direct them in which direction the Lute took off in 😆 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antler 254 Posted July 6, 2019 This just in: possible suspect identified as Dynamic Mike 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 1,320 Posted July 6, 2019 The store has scheduled a press conference to provide updates as well as to detail the current Independence weekend deals... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 337 Posted July 6, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 1:47 PM, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. (Groans appreciated) Lame humor by Notes THOSE DIRTY BASTAGES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 58 Posted July 7, 2019 On 7/5/2019 at 1:47 PM, Notes_Norton said: Thieves made away with the lute. Well, that's a note worthy story. If caught, the thieves will go to sing-sing! When accused a suspect responded, "you're a lyre!" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
