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A music store was robbed last week...

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57 minutes ago, antler said:

The Audacity of it all...

Hmmmm....................................

How could it be stealing if Audacity is free🤔

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1 hour ago, InstrEd said:

How could it be stealing if Audacity is free🤔

Good point; I was just trying to find a pun.

Though I suppose technically you could do something in breach of GPL2 (which it's licensed under)

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3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Thieves made away with the lute.

Unfortunately, the thieves came from a very poor, run down, and bad area of the inner city, and never learned to Reed...

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22 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Thieves made away with the lute. 

A lute? To me, crimes like these simply defies logic, far beyond reason. Just as Mark said, having used pro tools, breaking in must have been a cakewalk. And still – just a lute? Was that instrument made for live gigs or was it a studio one? As musicians these thieves obviously aren’t into any digital performance. And that kind of instrument would hardly be used in a garage band. I think the crime investigators need a cue: base the police investigation on the "modus operandi". There’s simply no endo to the possibilities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the last ones. Ok, all of them.

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Police were silently working to MESH  the luters with a mesmerizing drum beat   9_9

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After they broke in, an automated voice informed them that they could steal anything they want, except for Monster Cables which are never discounted and can't leave the store for anything except full price... 😆

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Even the multiple "Prophets"  couldn't foretell the outcome.

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Police could find no "Lead Sheets" to direct them in which direction the Lute took off  in   😆

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This just in: possible suspect identified as Dynamic Mike

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The store has scheduled a press conference to provide updates as well as to detail the current Independence weekend deals...

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On 7/5/2019 at 1:47 PM, Notes_Norton said:

Thieves made away with the lute.

 

 

(Groans appreciated)

Lame humor by Notes

THOSE DIRTY BASTAGES!

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On 7/5/2019 at 1:47 PM, Notes_Norton said:

Thieves made away with the lute.

 

 

Well, that's a note worthy story.

If caught, the thieves will go to sing-sing!

When accused a suspect responded, "you're a lyre!"

 

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