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A man with out duct tape is a man who wishes he could get out of town fast before his woman breaks free and makes good on her promise to fix him good . .

 

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Kenny

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20 hours ago, Bapu said:

...who owns no duct tape?

If there's no duct tape, nobody can own it.

 

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I have one of practically every tool, two of many I couldn't find when it was needed, my wife calls me MacGyver, I have rolls of every type of tape invented... but no duck tape. I submit my mancard forthwith 😔

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Isn't Duct Tape suppose to be in everyone's emergency national disaster kit?   Because it can stop nuclear warhead right?

Can I have a government job so I can come up with this Sh**  😆

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2 hours ago, InstrEd said:

Isn't Duct Tape suppose to be in everyone's emergency national disaster kit?   Because it can stop nuclear warhead right?

😆

Wow! Glad I am following this thread or I might have missed your response! It triggered me to look under my old elementary school desk I stole so many years ago, you know, the one I practiced getting under in case the nukes started flying, and lo and behold, there it was, a bit dry, with hair and lint stuck on the sides , but a good half roll. 

I'll take my card back. Thanks! 

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7 hours ago, synkrotron said:

I've always called it Gaffer Tape...

 

Same here... I thought they were the same thing, but apparently there's a difference: https://tapeuniversity.com/industry/industrial-mro/difference-duct-tape-gaffers-tape/

TLDR...

- Gaffer Tape has a matt finish and leaves no adhesive behind when you peel it off (i.e. it's meant to be temporary)

- Duct Tape has a shiny finish and is a PITA to remove, leaving half of the adhesive behind (i.e. it's meant to be permanent)

So if you've been using Duct Tape on your stands and you wonder why they're a mess... you should've been using Gaffer Tape.

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Did you know the astronauts took duct tape with them to space?

I don't know about you, but if I'm getting on a space ship and I hear someone say "don't forget the duct tape".....I'm getting the f**k out of there!

 

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