jsg 158 Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) There was a married couple who didn't get along very well. One day the woman decided she was going to murder her husband, who happened to be a guitar player. So, one night when he was drinking she snuck up behind him, grabbed his guitar and smashed him over the head and he didn't even know what hit him. But to be sure he was really dead she grabbed his other guitar and hit him once more. He died on the spot. But a neighbor next door heard the noise and called the police and the woman was arrested. At her trial the judge asked the lady "First offender?". She replied, "Oh no your honor. First I hit him with the Gibson and then I smacked him with the Fender!" Edited September 30, 2020 by jsg 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,875 Posted September 30, 2020 For most of us, that thread title is redundant. 🙄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc H 91 Posted September 30, 2020 3 hours ago, craigb said: For most of us, that thread title is redundant. 🙄 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,176 Posted September 30, 2020 What does a british musician live in? Ab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,176 Posted September 30, 2020 TIL when musicians perform on stage, the sound bounces around the room off the walls, however, when a pigeon performs on stage, the sound does not bounce. This is because... ...a coo sticks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 2,176 Posted September 30, 2020 Why did the musician never play quietly? Pianissimo wasn't his forte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,875 Posted September 30, 2020 Aww... He changed the thread title! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
