Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 9 It's not quite a pun, but .... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,837 Posted March 9 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish. So he jumped into a custom racing car and proudly put his initial on it! You could hear the crowd yelling "Look at that S car go!!!!" 😜 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,837 Posted March 9 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: It's not quite a pun, but .... Maybe 5318008 would have been more subtle? 🤔 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 10 There seems to be a pattern here... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pwalpwal 3,947 Posted March 11 i had to fix a broken tuba, i used a tuba glue 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 13 Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 4,014 Posted March 13 On 3/9/2023 at 9:47 AM, craigb said: You could hear the crowd yelling "Look at that S car go!!!!" I think this one belongs in the other thread, you know, the lame thread!! : ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 14 Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,837 Posted March 14 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. Maybe you're not doing it right? 🤔 😜 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 15 Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted! (they don't get much worse than this one) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pwalpwal 3,947 Posted March 15 hold my beer - -what's beethoven doing now? de-composing (deux points) 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 199 Posted March 15 I'd say you guys are slipping - but really is there any further that you could go ?????? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,837 Posted Wednesday at 08:16 PM 7 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted! (they don't get much worse than this one) A pun for all the dim bulbs out there! 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 199 Posted Thursday at 06:25 PM We've got kids so my wife is a real mother. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,837 Posted Thursday at 10:03 PM 3 hours ago, rfssongs said: We've got kids so my wife is a real mother. Still??? Time to lower the asking price on eBay? 🤔 😜 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,837 Posted Thursday at 10:05 PM I got a laptop for my girlfriend. I'm still ok with that trade! 😁 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted Saturday at 01:37 PM I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted 1 hour ago What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
