craigb 6,835 Posted February 27 Well, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not really after you! 😜 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 28 I wanted to be a doctor, but I don’t have enough patience Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 1 Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted March 1 Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 550 Posted March 1 (edited) 14 hours ago, craigb said: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar... I don't see how that's funny. Edited March 2 by RobertWS 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted March 1 5 hours ago, RobertWS said: I don't see how that's funny. That's fair. Unfortunately, that's how society has been programmed to respond now. Ironically, Stevie DID think that joke was funny, and Ray was well known to have fun with his issue (watch the Blues Brothers for example). I have a friend who accidentally cut off a thumb in a chop saw (he did carpentry) who, instead of feeling sorry for himself, liked to say "Well, I'm never going to hit that thumb with a hammer ever again!" One way is healthy, the other not so much. I suppose you wouldn't like the one about the midget who didn't hit the bar, ya? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 199 Posted March 1 Cars are expensive and there is always something that needs to be fixed. There's always another bill. But you know it's the times when they don't brake that you really have problems. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 4,013 Posted March 2 8 hours ago, RobertWS said: I don't see how that's funny. If I am reading this right, he wasn't serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted March 2 1 hour ago, Grem said: If I am reading this right, he wasn't serious. Ah... Sorry, I missed the italics (fonts are tiny on my 40" monitor). Unfortunately, I'm out here in Stupid Land, also known as the Left Coast and have to deal with snowflakes almost every day. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 550 Posted March 2 38 minutes ago, craigb said: Ah... Sorry, I missed the italics (fonts are tiny on my 40" monitor). Unfortunately, I'm out here in Stupid Land, also known as the Left Coast and have to deal with snowflakes almost every day. Ah...my eyes are bad too! I went back and added bold. At least you have acute situational awareness. Condolences. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted March 2 1 minute ago, RobertWS said: At least you have acute situational awareness. And adorable conspiracy theories... 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 4,013 Posted March 2 14 minutes ago, RobertWS said: At least you have acute situational awareness. Condolences. LOL!! That was a good one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 2 (edited) 23 hours ago, craigb said: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder walk into a bar... I've read that Ray and Stevie both liked blind jokes. We should all follow that example and be able to laugh at ourselves. And we should not take offense when no offense was intended. I'm follically challenged, and do not take offense when someone mentions that I'm bald, instead I'll make a joke about it. When playing "Hi-Heel Sneakers" and I sing "Wear your wig hat on your head", sometimes I'll look at Mrs. Notes, lift my cap and say, "Can I borrow it?" Insights and incites by Notes ♫ Edited March 2 by Notes_Norton 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted March 8 Do they use a bell for last call? 🤔 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 199 Posted March 8 My keyboard only has a few flute & oboe sounds, so it gets kind of warm since there aren't too many windy spots. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomasLD 2 Posted March 8 I wonder why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted March 9 Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
