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54 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

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And, if the Communists get their way, a bullet-proof vest.

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They say trees grow a couple of feet a year. I don't know why, they can't walk.

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7 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

When you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughingstock.

Now that was humerus! 🤣

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My wife went to lunch and brought me home a little pastry treat afterwards.

I believe her exact words to the waitress were: "Scone Home."

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1 hour ago, rfssongs said:

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I had a wonderful opportunity at one of my IT clients when their Office Admin was having trouble using her new VOIP phone.  Turns out she thought she had to push a button before transferring a call (which, when pressed, made a red light come on).  Since her name just happened to be Roxanne, you KNOW what I got to say next! 😆

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From an article on solar energy:

To be clear, transparent solar panels sound too good to be true.

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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

Ba da boom.

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