Notes_Norton 1,086 Posted August 1 What did the missing one say??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,086 Posted August 3 Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,086 Posted August 4 I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 1,960 Posted August 4 That was a lot to take in all at one time.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,086 Posted August 5 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,086 Posted August 6 A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,608 Posted August 6 (edited) , Edited August 6 by craigb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,608 Posted August 6 Heh, my post is currently "hidden" - stupid censor! I'll just paste things here and remove the other. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 1,764 Posted August 6 1 hour ago, jsg said: Repeat of post 11 on page 1. Go to back of the line and start over. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsg 144 Posted August 6 9 minutes ago, Bapu said: Repeat of post 11 on page 1. Go to back of the line and start over. Uh-oh. Someone ought to punish me. I puntificated one too many times! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,086 Posted August 7 (edited) If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure? Edited August 7 by Notes_Norton 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
57Gregy 173 Posted August 7 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure? It's steak. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,608 Posted August 7 A Miss Steak at that! 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 878 Posted August 8 thanks for sharing Duke ! Kenny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
