Notes_Norton 821 Posted August 1 What did the missing one say??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 821 Posted August 3 Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 821 Posted August 4 I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 1,708 Posted Tuesday at 05:18 PM That was a lot to take in all at one time.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 821 Posted Wednesday at 07:23 PM 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 821 Posted Thursday at 01:55 PM A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,120 Posted Thursday at 05:10 PM (edited) , Edited Thursday at 05:12 PM by craigb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,120 Posted Thursday at 05:12 PM Heh, my post is currently "hidden" - stupid censor! I'll just paste things here and remove the other. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 1,279 Posted Thursday at 10:55 PM 1 hour ago, jsg said: Repeat of post 11 on page 1. Go to back of the line and start over. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsg 110 Posted Thursday at 11:07 PM 9 minutes ago, Bapu said: Repeat of post 11 on page 1. Go to back of the line and start over. Uh-oh. Someone ought to punish me. I puntificated one too many times! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 821 Posted Friday at 01:35 PM (edited) If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure? Edited Friday at 02:01 PM by Notes_Norton 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
57Gregy 135 Posted Friday at 02:43 PM 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure? It's steak. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,120 Posted Friday at 03:08 PM A Miss Steak at that! 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 724 Posted Saturday at 05:38 AM thanks for sharing Duke ! Kenny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
