Notes_Norton 2,567 Posted August 1, 2020 What did the missing one say??? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,567 Posted August 3, 2020 Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,567 Posted August 4, 2020 I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 3,350 Posted August 4, 2020 That was a lot to take in all at one time.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,567 Posted August 5, 2020 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,567 Posted August 6, 2020 A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 4,925 Posted August 6, 2020 (edited) , Edited August 6, 2020 by craigb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 4,925 Posted August 6, 2020 Heh, my post is currently "hidden" - stupid censor! I'll just paste things here and remove the other. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 4,880 Posted August 6, 2020 1 hour ago, jsg said: Repeat of post 11 on page 1. Go to back of the line and start over. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jerry Gerber 341 Posted August 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bapu said: Repeat of post 11 on page 1. Go to back of the line and start over. Uh-oh. Someone ought to punish me. I puntificated one too many times! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,567 Posted August 7, 2020 (edited) If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure? Edited August 7, 2020 by Notes_Norton 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
57Gregy 566 Posted August 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure? It's steak. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 4,925 Posted August 7, 2020 A Miss Steak at that! 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 1,906 Posted August 8, 2020 thanks for sharing Duke ! Kenny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
