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Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.

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I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!

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That was a lot to take in all at one time....

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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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Heh, my post is currently "hidden" - stupid censor!  I'll just paste things here and remove the other.

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1 hour ago, jsg said:

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Repeat of post 11 on page 1.

Go to back of the line and start over.

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9 minutes ago, Bapu said:

Repeat of post 11 on page 1.

Go to back of the line and start over.

Uh-oh.  Someone ought to punish me.  I puntificated one too many times!

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Posted (edited)

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

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1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

It's steak.

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thanks for sharing Duke !

Kenny

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