craigb 5,193 Posted June 7 *News alert!* "A small plane crashed into a cemetery today killing all onboard! Police have discovered over 100 bodies so far and are still digging!" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 109 Posted June 11 I have thing for succulents but I am not always successful at growing them. Basically it's cactus if you can. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,193 Posted June 13 That's a real Dandy there Bob! 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,193 Posted June 14 Hoof hearted??! Ice melted! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,683 Posted June 15 Extra points for musical content ^^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,193 Posted June 21 A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means “against expectations” in Greek. Check these out: Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” Need an ark? I Noah guy. You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing! Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: "No sun.” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,683 Posted June 21 ^^ A few good ones in there ^^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 5,193 Posted June 21 A couple of weeks ago I lost my entire left side! 😮 I'm all right now. 😁 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 109 Posted June 23 It's a lost clause, says the lawyer who couldn't find all his paperwork. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,683 Posted June 25 One good groan deserves another 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
