Notes_Norton, June 19, 2020 in The Coffee House
"A small plane crashed into a cemetery today killing all onboard! Police have discovered over 100 bodies so far and are still digging!"
I have thing for succulents but I am not always successful at growing them. Basically it's cactus if you can.
That's a real Dandy there Bob! 😁
Extra points for musical content ^^^
A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means “against expectations” in Greek. Check these out:
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu - you get what you deserve.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday,
but couldn't find any.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
I don't know and don't really care.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
“That’s the last thing I need!”
Need an ark?
I Noah guy.
You’re not completely useless,
you can always serve as a bad example.
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I’m okay.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero.
Thanks for nothing!
Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”
Dad: "No sun.”
^^ A few good ones in there ^^^
A couple of weeks ago I lost my entire left side! 😮
I'm all right now. 😁
It's a lost clause, says the lawyer who couldn't find all his paperwork.
*Insert groan here!*
One good groan deserves another
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