craigb 3,077 Posted July 27, 2020 (edited) Just heard about a guy who proved that wearing a con-dom doesn't always protect you. He was still wearing his when he got shot by the girl's boyfriend... [Edit: WTF is wrong with the censor bot here??? It censors normal words, but doesn't do shit for the ones you would expect to be censored!] Edited July 27, 2020 by craigb 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,494 Posted July 27, 2020 Did you hear about the tire dealer that had a blowout sale? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,077 Posted July 28, 2020 43 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Did you hear about the tire dealer that had a blowout sale? Reminds me of that time someone Slashed my tire... 😁 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 232 Posted July 28, 2020 13 hours ago, craigb said: Reminds me of that time someone Slashed my tire... 😁 Bada bing.... Rim shot! I'll never tire of puns. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,494 Posted July 28, 2020 I sued the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,077 Posted July 28, 2020 I walked up to the airline ticket counter with my two suitcases and asked if they could fly me to Orlando, but send one suitcase to Detroit and the other to Chicago. They said "I'm sorry Sir, but we can't do that!" To which I replied, "Why not? That's what you did last time!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bayoubill 729 Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) V I thoughly enjoy watching bouncing *****. Some of the older ones are very plump and jiggle when they bounce. Edited July 28, 2020 by bayoubill I like jumping birds too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,077 Posted July 29, 2020 Thought I'd S.L.I.P. this one in... 😜 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starise 873 Posted July 29, 2020 (edited) Interesting. Gotta run. Headed to the moobies. Double feature. I hear there's a real flap going on there. Second thought, I think I'll pass. My eyes can only take so much. Edited July 29, 2020 by Starise 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starise 873 Posted July 29, 2020 (edited) 18 hours ago, bayoubill said: V I thoughly enjoy watching bouncing *****. Some of the older ones are very plump and jiggle when they bounce. This one is on the house No charge.* ducks and runs away, no I'm not tellin' you were*. Edited July 29, 2020 by Starise 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,494 Posted July 29, 2020 Before the crowbar was invented Crows had to drink at home. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 1,073 Posted July 29, 2020 Resistance is Futile Kenny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,077 Posted July 29, 2020 Hey Kenny, Jessica wants to know if you like brunettes too. 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,494 Posted July 30, 2020 My friend David had his ID stolen... Now he's just Dav 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,077 Posted July 30, 2020 55 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: My friend David had his ID stolen... Now he's just Dav Makes sense. Reminds me of a guy on my dart team. He went to Starbucks and, when the girl asked for his name, he said "it's Marc with a 'C'." His cup (which he photographed and texted to us) ended up with "Cark" on it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 1,073 Posted July 30, 2020 S.L.I.P. was here but now he's gone . He left this pic to carry on . Kenny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 1,073 Posted July 30, 2020 (edited) be warned from 3:44 on she seems to be selling a meal package Kenny Edited July 30, 2020 by kennywtelejazz 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
